Rick Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 people should not be referring to their cars as her/girl/she not only does it make you sound like an old codger, it sounds gay when its powered by a cossy turbo a bubble arched monster is in no way alike to a beautiful doris, more a pitbull on wheels dont do it lol
Pipster007 Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 When it breaks down, my cars are generally referred to as "the F*$%&^g C$%t" of a car
over_head_cam Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 When it breaks down, my cars are generally referred to as "the F*$%&^g C$%t" of a car YFKT Mine's an 'it' at the best of times
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful doris. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is ... very much like making love to a beautiful doris. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.
marky4 Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful doris. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is ... very much like making love to a beautiful doris. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.
Admin Vista Posted December 31, 2006 Admin Report Posted December 31, 2006 Remember the Lord Flasheart quote from Blackadder? "treat your women like your kite, get inside her twice a day and take her to heaven and back" As to the he / she / it debate I work as a sea going Marine engineer and traditionally all ships are a she...............that often carries over to my cars through force of habit.
retro_car_man Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 my tina was a she till i sold it
aux Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Spent years around old trucks (ex-traveller), and 'old codgers' with old engines, its traditional to give them female names and all that.. kind of picked the habit up with the 'she' thing, dont go as far to name them though... not yet, ill give it a few more years
Rich Sav Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 my dad calles my escort babe i cant stand it its a fookin car not a pig
DeuceCoupe Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 I dont see why you cant call it what you want not problem in that
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