How to: Make Jack Daniels Cookies

[Silverback]

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup or brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey.

 

Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl,

Check the Jack again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

Pour one level cup and drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter

In a large fluffy bowl.

 

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

it's best to make sure the whiskey is still ok, try another

Cup just in case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

 

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

Of dried fruit.

 

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

 

Mix on the turner.

 

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

It loose with a drewscriver.

 

Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

A sheet. Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

 

Add one table.

 

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

Find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

Over.

 

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

 

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Dack Janiel's and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

 

 

[Mr Sam]

[Copey]

hmmm, interesting, would this method work with Jamesons too?

[Andrade]

I was actually thinking its an actual recipe till I got to the first part of the method.. and now I want them anyway!

[Ste-V]

Lol

 

Do sound quite tasty though

[Mrs O/H/C]

Sounds like a very good recipe ...might have to try it

[Grizzley Dell]

now thats 1 of the best recipes ive ever seen, 1 thing lacking though. a second bottle of jack, 1's never enuf.

[FredTransit]

Quality! Does this work with other drinks though? I am not tooo keen on Jack D....

[Mrs O/H/C]

I hope so Fred, im going to try it with Tia Maria

[Mr Sam]

will it work with cider

[V6MAT]

will it work with cider

 

youll need some good cider and alot of it!

[EscortHeadCase]

I reckon theyd come out better if it was Jim Beam or a Black Bush....