oh bollox

[Retro-gone.]

bloody wedding anniversary tommorow then valentines day the day after, fookin humbug ..

think il just give her a clout and fall out with her for a few days, will be much easier..

[Vista]

Cheaper too I'll wager..........................though the suggestion of giving her a clout (even in jest) is likely to attract the wrath of some of our female members on here I fear Tony.

[Retro-gone.]

lol, you should hear how she talks to me

[SAMMYBOY]

I fell out with my mrs last night........

Saves a fortune.......This time though, i think it`s not looking to good for making up.......Seriously.....

[old skool estate]

i must be getting old!!! cant see the point in valentines day!!!

just a big money maker!!!

 

Hope the mrs does not read this!!!

 

ps sorry ladys!!!

[Slammed]

i've just spent about 40 pounds on my girl yesterday for sunday, i am now officially skint, and lets see what she got me (fook all i bet )

 

ahem..

 

 

 

 

 

[evil knievel]

I don't mind valentines day

[Mrs O/H/C]

Another reason on the calender to waste money ..a simple card is enough IMO

[FredTransit]

Just give her a clout? Have a row? Do you think we are not wise to this! Don't think you will get off that light for the double whammy of wedding anniversary and valentine's!

[Vista]

Don't think you will get off that light for the double whammy of wedding anniversary and valentine's!

 

One card fits all?

[FredTransit]

I don't think I have seen any Anniversary Valentines card?! Were are you looking? moonpig.com?

[Daggle]

Do what I did and book a table quick! Mind you I hope my missus does better then last year, she only potted 2 balls

[m1c]

its nearly valentines day? foook wonder if i can download that cd shes been on about

[Trevmk3]

sod valentines day, its pancake day on tuesday

[Stu_B]

Box of Thorntons chocs should keep me out of trouble

[Retro-gone.]

ive made her a card and bought her a game of scrabble.

i dont alf fookin spoil her i do

[antz]

ha ha ha ha

[bigdaz27]

my wedding anniversary is valentines day so only one card and one gift

[vibrating_Cake]

go nick some flowers from someones garden and write her the cheapest card you could find in the shop (preferably one thats pink and lovey dovey) and write in it what you want for valentines day

 

turn up naked, bring beer.

 

trouser kisses ahoy!

[Lardy]

Box of Thorntons chocs should keep me out of trouble

she will know you only paid 6 quid for them from tescos.......mine did ungreatfull bint

[mk3cokebottle]

fook , shit balls , fluffy pigs

 

it valentines day ???? i have just agreed to go racing at wimbo tonight and didnt have a clue it was valentines day shit im in the dog house now ...... erm tesco me thinks fa roses n card dam it

 

thanks for dreminding me

[Grizzley Dell]

i had the same oh bollox thought last night when my bruv reminded me. didnt get mrs a thing but got up and cooked her nice breakfast, kept me from the kennel. we dont generaly bother buying gifts for each other because if we want something we generaly go and buy it. how many pairs of shoes can a doris have, mines got over 60. mental.