escort21 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 I've been harassed by this german bird for eight months and I let my guard down tonite due to 9 pints...she won't leave me ALONE...what the hell should I do...too polite to tell her fook off and die
Dom Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 Shag her in the ass Thats probably Mr. J. Daniels speaking
flyingbanana Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 bumsen Sie weg und lassen Sie mich allein if you can say that which means.....fu*k off and leave me alone
Burns Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 either http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gry+pirate or http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ing+bronco
escort21 Posted January 13, 2007 Author Report Posted January 13, 2007 To make matters worse I snogged her last night in a drunken stupor way to go genius, that'll put her off
DeuceCoupe Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 To make matters worse I snogged her last night in a drunken stupor way to go genius, that'll put her off Well done you wont try that one again as it didnt work
louie bagel Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 tell her you'll nob her aslong as she agrees to your every whim, tell her your into kinky sex and your gonna wan't to beat her with a wellington boot, and if she asks for how long just say untill you've stopped breathing. that ought to do the trick
escort21 Posted January 13, 2007 Author Report Posted January 13, 2007 Plan c.....faking my own death seems the only way out
escort21 Posted January 13, 2007 Author Report Posted January 13, 2007 Don't wanna screw her...my bros already been there already and said she was crap
sebspeed Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 tell her you own a mk2 she'll run a mile
Admin Vista Posted January 13, 2007 Admin Report Posted January 13, 2007 tell her you have turned gay That can have unexpected consequences, I used that line in a"bar" in Ghana, thought it had worked when the annoying prostitute that had been harassing me dissappeared. Unfortunately she came back 5 mins later with a strapping big black guy who would "LOVE ME LONG TIME" providing I crossed his palm with Silver / booze / fags or any combination of the above. Needless to say I legged it. As to your problem? Has she got a beard or any unusual growths / deformities? No? Well just shag her, what are you a man or a mouse You'll be old and married before you no it and girls won't be throwing their bits at you anymore so make the most of it whiule it lasts, I know I would
Slik 50 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 how does the saying go...... "You are a longtime old, fat and married with no sex life" or something along them lines
DeuceCoupe Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 how does the saying go...... "You are a longtime old, fat and married with no sex life" or something along them lines not unless youre sensible and don't get married.
Wessie Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 remember m8, any holes a goal but not a man hole
DeuceCoupe Posted January 13, 2007 Report Posted January 13, 2007 remember m8, any holes a goal but not a man hole Wessie
Admin Vista Posted January 13, 2007 Admin Report Posted January 13, 2007 remember m8, any holes a goal but not a man hole Sounds like Wessie is looking for a little back door action!
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