God

[Jiffer]

I don't belive in him but I hope he's up there when my time has come so I can kick him square on in the knackers

[Vista]

If you don't believe in him and he is real, I rather fear it will be his red skinned cousin you'll be meeting. And I guess the knackers getting unwelcome attention might be yours not his

[Jiffer]

your more then likly right Vista mate, but I do feel like I'mbeing singled out for some reason.

If its the big fella or the chap in red I'll take me chances

[mk3cokebottle]

mate ..... go to the fridge crack a can and take 5 mins out

[FredTransit]

I'll have what you're drinking. As far as the subject matter goes, I am sure if there is a God, she will welcome you with open arms when the time come

[SmokeEm]

I'll have what you're drinking. As far as the subject matter goes, I am sure if there is a God, she will welcome you with open arms when the time come

 

You wish!!

[Vista]

I'll have what you're drinking. As far as the subject matter goes, I am sure if there is a God, she will welcome you with open arms when the time come

 

C'mon Fred. If God was/is a doris, don't you think she'd have arranged it so that it was men that get pregnant and have periods every month for most of their adult life?

 

The case for God is a man rests

[FredTransit]

I dunno, it's a good point but maybe She just had it in for the rest of w0mankind....

[Grizzley Dell]

if god is a doris then were all screwed, no room in heaven because of all the damn shoes, handbags and clothes

 

[Vista]

if god is a doris then were all screwed, no room in heaven because of all the damn shoes, handbags and clothes

 

 

If that's the case, I think God lives in my house!

[Mrs O/H/C]

if god is a doris then were all screwed, no room in heaven because of all the damn shoes, handbags and clothes

 

 

If that's the case, I think God lives in my house!

 

[Grizzley Dell]

if god is a doris then were all screwed, no room in heaven because of all the damn shoes, handbags and clothes

 

 

If that's the case, I think God lives in my house!

 

your house !!!!!!! my mrs just got rid of 12 black sacks of clothes and still cant get them all in 2 double wardrobes and an edwardian chest of drawers the size of the titanic. maybe she's not god but the Devil really

[Vista]

At least yours got rid of them, mine wanted them put in the loft...................alongside the stuff she last wore in the 80's that she keeps "in case it comes back in to fashion"!

[Grizzley Dell]

At least yours got rid of them, mine wanted them put in the loft...................alongside the stuff she last wore in the 80's that she keeps "in case it comes back in to fashion"!

 

mine wanted to loft the lot. i said cant babe theres a wasp nest up there(bull***t) and im allergic to wasps + she wont go up there.

[Boreham]

your more then likly right Vista mate, but I do feel like I'mbeing singled out for some reason.

If its the big fella or the chap in red I'll take me chances

 

what's up jiffer..?