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Sending a Valentine's Card?  

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  1. 1. Sending a Valentine's Card?

    • Yes, to a secret destination, unsigned
      3
    • Yes, to my partner and I'm gonna sign it
      23
    • Nope, been together too long and can't be arsed
      3
    • Nope, I'm Billy No Mates and have no-one to send to
      15


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Posted

I'm sending one to the wife,

There is no point in not signing it as she knows me handwriting :?

Posted

Julie"s card has been sat in the Granny since Saturday...makes a change , normally i forget :oops:

 

 

Bit like our Wedding Anniversary....we both forgot , and Julie even had the wrong date :roll::lol::lol:

Posted
I'm sending one, got dinner booked and plan on proposing, wish me luck :hush::P

 

Go on mate :wink:

 

Fingers crossed here :D

Posted

I voted Billy No Mates and I don't give a F*** :roll::lol:

 

It is just another commercialisation of a particular date, just like Christmas or Easter.

 

I have only had 3 Valentines cards through my life, 2 were replied to, the other was a proper Valentines card. I received it at work so immediatley thought my collegues were taking the pee, but it was genuine. :D

 

I havn't had a card for 6 or 7 years now :(:lol:

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I'm sending one, got dinner booked and plan on proposing, wish me luck :hush::P

 

Awwwww, how romantic :wink: ..... good luck mate .... that's really lovely :D:D:D:D

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Don't see the missus too often as she works in london!! Card went in the post last night & they'll be a big 'ol box of choccies and some flowers waitin' for her when she comes down this w/end too :wink: ! Might take her for a meal but I think she'd prefer to go out on the piss! :D

Posted
I'm sending one, got dinner booked and plan on proposing, wish me luck :hush::P

 

Good luck mate, i hope she doesnt decide to come on here lol the suprise would be ruined 8)

Posted

Women are the devil... Ive spent enough money on the ex's for me to spend a few quid on a crappy piece of card to a girl who ill probably end up sleeping with once and not seeing again :P

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Women are the devil... Ive spent enough money on the ex's for me to spend a few quid on a crappy piece of card to a girl who ill probably end up sleeping with once and not seeing again :P

 

:sad::sad::sad::sad:

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Here's some lines you could use in the card then Mr Lou :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

 

VALENTINES DAY

 

Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your

Valentines day card……..These are entries to a Washington Post competition

asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least

romantic second line.

 

1. Thought that I could love no other

That is until I met your brother.

 

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty

and so is your head.

 

3. Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

 

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

 

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

 

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

 

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

 

10. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"

 

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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