Smudger105e

Are you any good at an Irish accent then, Fred? lol

If you have a problem with the stuff that you are supplied, you can always take him to the small claims court...

Thnaks. Me and ikletash drove round the car park and took the details, I can't take all the credit! lol I was going to say I hope it was an innocent transaction or whatever, but in a way I hope it wasn't too!

The lass who answered the phone was quite understanding, took all the details and said it would be checked out

Good advice, Fred. Reported to Derbyshire Constabulary.

Saw a white Mk2 Escort 4 door being loaded onto a trailer in Tesco car park in ********* this afternoon at about 3 pm. Probably nothing untoward, but reg number was ******* I have the tow car number if required admin edit 2011

I'm Nottingham based, as is Baz105e, where does it need collecting from?

I think you should make sure that the name makes it clear that you are female, as some people want a female instructor, I don't know of many that specifically want a male instructor. So if you use your name in the title, make sure people know it is Jo and not Joe!

Poo, fly out to Egypt tomorrow morning will Manchester airport be open?

depression is a dark place to be. My father never understood it, 'why don't they snap out of it?' until he had it later in life.

I know someone who moved from Carlisle to Chester, went into a bakers and asked for a sausage roll. They offered him a sausage roll (he wanted a roll with a sausage in it, a sausage cob in these parts). He said 2no, one of those" (pointing at the rolls) with a sausage in it. They said "oh, you want a batch?" He said "no, I only want one"

I bought my first bowling ball from the Pro Shop at Tolworth Bowl, has that gone?

If the mate didn't hear him tell you to get rid of the car, that doesn't mean he didn't say it, just that he didn't hear it. That's no evidence.

Have a great one Sarah, not too much drunkenness and debauchery though... On second thoughts, as much drunkenness and debauchery as you like, you've earned it!! x x x

for a their/there/they're button? Or an its/it's button. your yore you're to too two affect effect brought bought where were And some hints about which ones are right may be useful, I use them to remeber, such as too has too many o's where? say it where? here? if you brought something, you bringed it with you

a list of vexatious litigants apparently! I don't know what these individuals have done to warrant this, but some of the orders were made some time ago! http://www.hmcourts-service.gov.uk/infoabout/vexatious_litigant/index.htm#s Just struck me as strange list, which I found when investigating taking a computer repairer to the small claims court.

They any good, we know some people who have permanent hottubs in their gardens, were thinking about an inflatable one to see if we would use it enough...

Did the bloke that sold it him have a set of keys to drive it away after the sale?

Got your optimistic head on today Jo, have you?

Hope you're going to be brave and post some more here then!!

And you are removing underseal, not Waxoyl Both very different beasts!!

Just been taxed! The enquiry is complete The vehicle details for HYE 466C are: Date of Liability 01 11 2010 Date of First Registration 14 07 1965 Year of Manufacture 1965 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 2553CC CO2 Emissions Not Available Fuel Type Petrol Export Marker Not Applicable Vehicle Status Licence Not Due Vehicle Colour BLUE Vehicle Type Approval

Aparently according to my resident tyre expert (!) 205s will go on a 7J rim no problem, 185s would be pushing it, they are too skinny...

The Treasuries in these Countries must be very poorly run, I got this one today... Dr. Larry Osmond Director: Treasury and Exchange Unit Foreign Remittance Department Ministry Of Finance Accra-Ghana Dear Smith , First, I must solicit your confidence in this letter. I am Dr. Larry Osmond the director of treasury and bill exchange at the foreign remittance department in the ministry of Mines and power where i work. My self and three other colleagues in this department are currently in need of a foreign partner who will present a designated safe foreign account where we can transfer into the sum of ($23,700.000.00). This fund accrued legitimately to us as commission from foreign contracts, through our private connections. The fund is presently waiting to be remitted by the apex bank to any foreign bank account presented by us for this remittance. Contact me via bellow information for more details. Dr Larry Osmond Direct Number: 00233 248344640 Email: Dr.Larry_Osmond111@hotmail.com I have been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleague, to look for a honest foreign partner in whose account we will transfer the sum of $23,700,000.00 us dollars for mutual benefit and further investment projects in your country. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to your own share of the total sum as gratification. We have agreed that 30 % of this money will be for you as our foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign bank account for the transfer, 5% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the transfer process and 65% would be for me and my colleague. All other necessary information will be sent to you on your acceptance to champion this transaction with us. I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible through my direct telephone number 00233 248344640 or this confidential email Dr.Larry_Osmond111@hotmail.com stating your wish in this deal. Thanks and best regards. Yours faithfully, Dr Larry Osmond. Direct Tel: 00233 248344640.

No fear young master Baz, you will get beaten to within an inch of your life. And it's no good blaming Tash, she's sweet and innocent.