Women Drivers....

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I drove through the village the other day, and needed to go to the shop, so while looking for a parking space, I spotted this doris reversing her Audi TT into a space at the side of the road.

 

Now, you must realise that there weren't any cars parked in front of her (as you can see from the second picture). I've left the pictures full size so it's easier to spot the minor error she's made.

 

And you can just about see her in the first picture just on the far right hand side. Yes, she was blonde...

 

 

 

And they say women are better drivers....

 

(Sits back and waits for the abuse from the girlies on here)

[Mk2Jo]

And whyyyyyyy should we believe that it was a doris?????

 

There is no proof of it ........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Twinkle]

fpmsl you are a brave man sayin that on here but in this ladies case its deffo true

[Burns]

the stereotypes come from somewhere

[mk2_escort_chick]

I'm very particular about my parking!

There are good and bad drivers of both sexes.

I feel that there should be male only insurance companies though. Bit sexist these outfits like diamond and shelia's wheels. They're not cheap either!

[Slik 50]

I wish my wife would park like that rather than keep tw*ting her b*stard alloys all the f*cking time

[DeuceCoupe]

i must admit my parking used to be cr*p but now its good unless i have people watching me then not so good

[orionmojo]

all the wheels are kerbed on the golf, so much so that one had to be replaced

 

it wasn't through parking though, i blame te snow we had a few weeks ago

[Stu_B]

My ex had a TT & I use to make her park like that after she kerbed her alloys!! She was generally a good driver though!

[antz]

i park like that

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

Very risky this Mr. Van

 

But, I was very nearly knocked of my scooter once, by a doris who was driving along with both of her wing mirrors closed And yes, there are good and bad, but the thing that pee's me off more than most is this:

 

A doris passes her test, then goes out and buys a little Cinqecento, really happy with it, and can drive it.

 

Husband: You can't take our saucepans around in that, it's to small. I am going to buy you a nice little BMW X5.

 

doris, O.k dear, and she then finds out very quickly that she can't ******* drive or park it.

[Chris!]

i think we should five the doris the benifit of the doubt as the car is SOO BIG

[72mk1escort]

[ZetecVan 2.0]

The opposite of this type of parking is the doris who drives a 4x4 and likes to go off road in it. ie: up the pavement.

 

A few weeks ago I was walking my daughter to school and this doris was reversing her 4x4 into a small parking space. She went up the kerb and carried on reversing. I knew she hadn't seen me, so purposely stood there until she did. By that time, if I hadn't had seen her she could have run over me and my daughter. When she saw me, she said mouthed 'sorry' though the glass. I glared and said 'Be more careful'. She was dropping her own daughter off at the school.

[escortmad79]

Can't you see the invisible moped parked next to it

[X-pack-Glyn]

The opposite of this type of parking is the doris who drives a 4x4 and likes to go off road in it. ie: up the pavement.

 

A few weeks ago I was walking my daughter to school and this doris was reversing her 4x4 into a small parking space. She went up the kerb and carried on reversing. I knew she hadn't seen me, so purposely stood there until she did. By that time, if I hadn't had seen her she could have run over me and my daughter. When she saw me, she said mouthed 'sorry' though the glass. I glared and said 'Be more careful'. She was dropping her own daughter off at the school.

 

Been there a load of times mate, bastards really drive me up the wall, my wife and daughter were nearly hit outside the school because of, yep, another 4x4 driver with 4 wheels on the pavement!!

 

running the buggy up the side off all the bastards cars gives me great pleasure and as they are parked ilegally (wheels on pavement) i believe they cant touch you for it.

 

also, when they park (if you can call it that) taking a picture of the offending vehicles usually promotes some kind of responce.

[Trevmk3]

nice parking

 

i had a women pull onto the pavement forwards (up a raised curb) in a people carrier when i was stood talking on the phone and she just aimed at me should of punched one of the fookin windows through or something . i did swear a bit but that was a natural reaction

[RedexRob]

Shall we order her a taxi to get to the kerb

[Trevmk3]

Shall we order her a taxi to get to the kerb

 

it would run out of fuel before it got to the kerb

[sab6024]

Oh come on, I bet we all park like that sometimes. I do when I'm in a rush and can't be arsed with the hassle of parking straight when I know I'm only gonna be there a couple minutes anyway.

 

I got hit by a bloke in a car park the other week. He drove into the front of my Capri and he had parking sensors. So it's not all women

 

There are two types of driver in this world. There are drivers, then there are screwdrivers. She is quite clearly a screwdriver. That isn't parked, that's abandoned

[Mr.Sumo]

Fraid i am with the women on this one

 

I drive a 40" truck ...and can put it in spaces that you wouldn"t try and put a push bike........can"t park a car for love nor money....i admit...my car parking is SH*TE !

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

I love a nice bit of parking, it is something I have always been good at. Mind you, you have to be round here, on average it is about 4 cars per house with only a few drives

 

It is a good measure of spacial awareness

 

Kill or be killed

[viv-ashton]

Fraid i am with the women on this one

 

I drive a 40" truck ...and can put it in spaces that you wouldn"t try and put a push bike........can"t park a car for love nor money....i admit...my car parking is SH*TE !

 

Sumo, im wiv u on this one!! Uve seen the size of the van ive had 2 drive before!!! i could fit that into any space but try and park a car..... it takes me about 3 attempts

 

They say the bigger the vehicle the easier it is 2 park....

[Burns]

i've always been particular with my parking, make sure it's in the space properly and all that cos it annoys me when people take up 2 spaces etc...

 

as for my driving the rest of the time