Moderator

[young un]

How do you become one?

[Cookie]

I have heard there is an acient rule book with 100 tasks that must be completed before the sun rises

 

Then you must go into the dessert for a grueling 30 days and 30 nights with matchsticks holding your eyes open, and then come back and do a full resto on a mk1 before you can sleep or eat!

 

Just what i heard though so don't take it as gospel

[young un]

Hehe

[over_head_cam]

That and more cookie

[Slik 50]

I think the main requirement is that you have to be over 47 years old

[young un]

Seriuosly guys!

[Slik 50]

O.K. You have to loose your sense of humor!

[Daggle]

It helps if you bribe the staff with chocolate

[young un]

SERIOUSLY

[Slik 50]

It helps if you bribe the staff with chocolate starfish's

 

[Mk2Jo]

There is also the ancient ritual of dunking of the head down the toilet at Posse's house and also you are required to consume 15 cans of Stella (so you must be over 18) followed by a Vindaloo

 

You must then run up the strip at Santa Pod naked except for a F-O-R-D badge pinned to your bottom. You must then run up the strip at Santa Pod naked except for a F-O-R-D badge pinned to your bottom shouting "No Plastic Fantastic, No Plastic Fantastic, No Plastic Fantastic" at the strike of midnight

[young un]

You dont want to unleash the Cheeky Monkey

[johnny_h]

One must possess knowledge or experience. Learn from the masters young jedi and one day who knows. . .

[Vista]

There is also the ancient ritual of dunking of the head down the toilet at Posse's house and also you are required to consume 15 cans of Stella (so you must be over 18) followed by a Vindaloo

 

You must then run up the strip at Santa Pod naked except for a F-O-R-D badge pinned to your bottom

 

 

I've you've done all that then where's the Pics Jo

[Mk2Jo]

 

I've you've done all that then where's the Pics Jo

 

Mate .... it's the Admin qualification pics that you wanna see

[Slik 50]

You have to sleep in a bath 20/50 VR1 every 3rd quarter of the elliptical orbit of the Earth.

[Daggle]

Some say that he has a blue oval tattoo on his bottom....

 

Some say that he drinks Castrol R for breakfast tea

 

All we know is that he is called the mod

[Slik 50]

Iv heard on the great vine that the mods of this site arnt acctually human they are Bio-mechanical droids from the planet Zorcon who have been sent to spy on the most inteligent of the human specie's, The "Holdskooliest Afordiast" We still have no idea of there research purpose's though and it was only a rumor

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

There is also the ancient ritual of dunking of the head down the toilet at Posse's house and also you are required to consume 15 cans of Stella (so you must be over 18) followed by a Vindaloo

 

You must then run up the strip at Santa Pod naked except for a F-O-R-D badge pinned to your bottom. You must then run up the strip at Santa Pod naked except for a F-O-R-D badge pinned to your bottom shouting "No Plastic Fantastic, No Plastic Fantastic, No Plastic Fantastic" at the strike of midnight

 

That Posse can be an intimidating leader

 

I couldn't make it to the pod though Jo. If you remember you got me to run naked through the streets of Plumstead shouting. The looks I was getting off the Chav's were something else. I also got propositioned into man love at one point

 

The things you do for names in Blue

[antz]

i wanna be a mod

[Slik 50]

i wanna be a mod

 

What for?

[over_head_cam]

You may all think that the way to mod status is tough and painfull, but consider the hardship one has to endure to become OSF admin (with your name in glorious red)

 

I still can't sit down, or look at a goat without bursting into hysterical tears. The fear will always be with me

 

Ad WD40? You don't want to know

[Mk2Jo]

Phil, it's okay mate .... the hair does grow back eventually

[over_head_cam]

Phil, it's okay mate .... the hair does grow back eventually

 

Yeah I know. But you lot didn't have to burn it off

[antz]

i wanna be a mod

 

What for?

 

cos i wanna stand out for the crowd and do sumfin for OSF rather than just been a seat filler