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Weirdist place you've woken up? is it just me or does anybody else wake up and all you can think is what the fook?

 

My weirdest is a horse racecourse just before a race with a fella beside me on a quad poking with his foot to see if i was still alive! best thing is i was about 20 miles away from where i was the night before and there was an empty 10glass bottle of vodka beside me :beer::pissed:

 

anyone got any similar?

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in my bed sadly.

 

i went downstairs at about midday to get a cup of tea to cure the hangover and got bombarded with questions. i'd been drinking at my local and had stayed back with the staff for a few. not quite made it home, but fallen asleep on the pavement opposite my house, my mom had seen me at about 3am and my dad had to carry/help me to bed :lol:

 

i didn't remembr any of it, only the staff asking me to stay behind! :mrgreen:

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on the floor in my room, I used to have a bunk bead and I woke up one morning on the floor so I must have fallen off it :lol: funny thing is I don't drink :lol:

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in a wardrobe

 

:ykt: Mate, I have done that at a mates house before :lol:

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In a traffic jam on the way to work, I was drivin at the time!

 

ive done that to :sad: in the girlfreinds mini had done a full night shift then went down to dorset steam fair. hot morning miles of ques. i fell asleep with my foot on the clutch and handbrake off :roll::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: never going back to working 14 hr days 7 days a week :roll::oops:

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i woke up in the bottom of a hedge after a night out obviously couldnt hold my key as i found it on the drive when i went home :lol:

 

my mate woke up in a toy box in a house he didnt know on sunday and rang another mate to find out whose house he was in :lol:

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I fell asleep on the back seat of my mates MK2 Escort once after a mad night out on the beer. I woke up feeling a bit sick so I climbed out onto a grass bank next to the car to get some fresh air and then promptly fell asleep again. I woke up several hours later freezing my arse off only to realize that my mates had forgotten about me and fooked off leaving me at the M25 services miles from bloody anywhere….Tossers. :shock:

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