That will teach them

[Gibson]

guy comes in for n MOT with a mk3 cavalier at work the other day, hands the MOT tester a pair of welding gloves and says "youl need these too get into it mate" when asked why it turns out it had razer blades glued under the door handles because the guy had three cars stolen in two months....

[Vista]

I'm guessing it failed the MOT on that though?

[Stu_B]

You'd bloody hope so!!

[surfingturnip]

It's wierd, It's violent, It injures thieving b*stards................I like it!

[orionmojo]

someone did that at my uncles mot station too.

 

 

 

cant blame him though

[Trevmk3]

and if the theiving scum did try and get it the blood on the car would be good dna evidence

[Vista]

and if the theiving scum did try and get it the blood on the car would be good dna evidence

 

Actually in this day and age the thieving tossers could probably sue you!

[surfingturnip]

and if the theiving scum did try and get it the blood on the car would be good dna evidence

 

Actually in this day and age the thieving tossers could probably sue you!

 

 

unless they bled to death first

[Gibson]

yea it failed because emergency servies would not be able too open the car in case of an accident.... i kinda feel for the guy tho....

[g-man]

good idea

[jimmyesh]

Lol i understand hurting/maiming/killing theives - THATS my aim too!

 

BUT a MK3 CHAVALIER!!!!???? I thought you'd have to pay someone to take it away!

[Daveyboy20]

Thats a good idea but makes me feel kinda sick thinking bout it! Ive got a very good imagination so i can almost feel my fingers being sliced, id forget id glued them there!

[Messenjah]

and if the theiving scum did try and get it the blood on the car would be good dna evidence

 

actually there is no dna in blood all these csi programmes tht use blood as foresic evidence really piss me off the only thing they can work out from the blood is ure blood type which can narrow down a small list of suspects but there is no dna in it think about it you can have a blood tranfsfusion using someone else's blood .....

[baz105e]

well it's like the middle east- you nick something then you get a fiinger chopped off just a sort of advanced punishment

[Burns]

and if the theiving scum did try and get it the blood on the car would be good dna evidence

 

actually there is no dna in blood all these csi programmes tht use blood as foresic evidence really piss me off the only thing they can work out from the blood is ure blood type which can narrow down a small list of suspects but there is no dna in it think about it you can have a blood tranfsfusion using someone else's blood .....

 

red blood cells don't contain dna because they have no nucleus, the blood is put in one of those spinny seperators to seperate the white and red blood cells, white cells do have a nucleus and do contain dna

[Rick]

my grandad used to put a knife pointing out of his seat in his Spartan lol

 

cuz ppl kept trying to steal it (back in the day)

 

except he forgot and sat on it himself lmao!

[bullittcraig]

just to put the facts straight that you can extract dna from blood but only from the white blood cells. but lets face it no copper is gonna do a dna test for an attempted theft.

[Rick]

just to put the facts straight that you can extract dna from blood but only from the white blood cells. but lets face it no copper is gonna do a dna test for an attempted theft.

 

they did when someone broke my car window and they cut their arm on it. caught him too

[INFESTED]

i work as a tester and ive seen loadsa shit like this , i love to see what people do to stop scum bags steal , one guy told me that ware he lived cars were always gettin nicked , so him and his mates rigged up a car with some kind of bags of fuel in them with wiring rigged up to the ignition it was rigged up so that if anyone tried to start it the wires would short and ignite the fuel , thought it was a bit extreme but at some point they have to understand dont steal , he didnt use the car it just sat waiting , thought it was a great idea though .

[escortmad79]

i work as a tester and ive seen loadsa shit like this , i love to see what people do to stop scum bags steal , one guy told me that ware he lived cars were always gettin nicked , so him and his mates rigged up a car with some kind of bags of fuel in them with wiring rigged up to the ignition it was rigged up so that if anyone tried to start it the wires would short and ignite the fuel , thought it was a bit extreme but at some point they have to understand dont steal , he didnt use the car it just sat waiting , thought it was a great idea though .

That's all very well until you get hauled in for murder, police take car bombs, petrol bombs & the like very seriously!

[FredTransit]

i work as a tester and ive seen loadsa shit like this , i love to see what people do to stop scum bags steal , one guy told me that ware he lived cars were always gettin nicked , so him and his mates rigged up a car with some kind of bags of fuel in them with wiring rigged up to the ignition it was rigged up so that if anyone tried to start it the wires would short and ignite the fuel , thought it was a bit extreme but at some point they have to understand dont steal , he didnt use the car it just sat waiting , thought it was a great idea though .

That's all very well until you get hauled in for murder, police take car bombs, petrol bombs & the like very seriously!

 

That's the problem though isn't it? I bet little or nothing was done to find the 3 other cars at the start of the thread that were nicked.....

[mk3cokebottle]

Lol i understand hurting/maiming/killing theives - THATS my aim too!

 

BUT a MK3 CHAVALIER!!!!???? I thought you'd have to pay someone to take it away!

 

id take it away fa nothing at the moment scraps really good price £130 a tonne