have you ever....

[J_mk1]

.... had your hair cut too short and feel like a pillock days before your about to be meetin up with a girl u really fancy???

 

feel a bit silly atm! hope it looks better in a few days lol

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

Nope... I feel like a illock at the best of times... I don't need short hair to feel like one

[old skool freestyler]

Nope... I feel like a illock at the best of times... I don't need short hair to feel like one

 

pmsl

 

my mum cut my haor once a shaved a bald patch in the side of my head had to sit my exams hith that hair cut

[Copey]

makes me glad my mums a hair dresser!! haha

[old skool freestyler]

my mum aint alowed near me with the clippers

[J_mk1]

my mum aint alowed near me with the clippers

 

mine ent anymore!!!

[old skool freestyler]

my mum aint alowed near me with the clippers

 

mine ent anymore!!!

 

safest way pay some one to do it thas what i do now

[Cookie]

Been a baldie for last 7 years, once u gone bald you never go back,

[old skool freestyler]

Been a baldie for last 7 years, once u gone bald you never go back,

 

funny my step dad tells me that alot

[Copey]

i always want to slap bald people head...anyone else??

[old skool freestyler]

i slaped my step dad on his bald head and fook i wish i didnt he hurts lol

[ZetecVan 2.0]

The morning of my first day at a new job I cut my hair with the clippers on a number two setting, then took the guard off to tidy the edges up.

 

Then I noticed some hair sticking up on the crown of my head so started to attack it, then realised I didn't have the guard on. I had a nice bald line on the back of my head. I had to get the wife to touch it in with eye liner....

[Twinkle]

badly need my haircut at the mo but i cant as i am suffering from alopecia and it will show if i have a trim

[Gonzo]

My mum f*cked up my hair a few weeks ago. She was doing the sides without the guides on while i was looking thru the box for the one i wanted for the top... next thing i know its short as fook all over! [except the back which is still bloody long] she tried to get me to leave just a fringe and I said 'if you dont cut that f*ckin thing off I'll do it meself!'

 

seriously, was she *trying* to get me to wear a bloody beanie for the whole summer?!!

[FlashCadillac]

me and my mate both had number 1 all over for a bet one.... we looked stupid

[surfingturnip]

.... had your hair cut too short and feel like a pillock days before your about to be meetin up with a girl u really fancy???

 

feel a bit silly atm! hope it looks better in a few days lol

 

wear a hat, it works for me. Not that people laugh at my hair cut - they just laugh at me in general

[Jarrodm]

OH MY FOOKIN GOD !!!!!!!!

 

I went to pompey yesterday, to see an old friend....That i REALLLLLLY got the hots for. I had cut my hair off (for the mohawk,but i didn't do it straight so i cut it all off !) and i didn't know what or who she was (not that it bothered me !) but on the train on the way there (in my tartan trousers, wearing creeprs !) And all i could think was....I look like a cock ? Becouse everyone around me was wearing suits, (i i had lost my ticket so i bunked into first class and pretended to be asleep !) and i looked like a propper punk !!!!!

 

Thank fook she was a rockabilly !!!!!!! She's fookin hawt too ! She's coming round next monday !!!

 

Jarrod