Jarrodm Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Right, so i'm at work in cycleworks....And we've got this one kid who started last week....Really cocky, thinks he knows everything....Can't make a cup of tea though !!!! And on his first day Mike sends him to the Hardware shop for a long weight, we rang the shop and primed them before he got there..........He came back utterly confused an our later. And on saturday he was making a cock of himself and selling bikes at the wrong prices ! So i pulled him to one side and said "Look your not really up to this yet, i'll find you some other things to do and we'll go through sales next week ?" and he said yeah fine etc etc etc........So i said "can you pop down the hardware shop (it's a ten minuite walk XD) and" then he goes "Oh yeah, want a tin of tartan paint ? fook off !" and i said "No ! I want you to get a new bubble in the spirit level, it's not in the middle anymore ! See !".............. It was so funny..............Got a call from the hardware store asking if we'd sent someone in to have the bubble taken out of a spirit level, at the same time as a doris came in to return one !!!!!! So he told this doris to fu#k off and go back to work and left Liam standing there in the shop !!!!! Leg-end.... Jarrod
tazrocks88 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 he cant be all there i like the glass nails gag or some powdered water
orionmojo Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 fpmsl prat yeah, the sky hook, glass hammer long wait, all classics
X-pack-Glyn Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 i sent my apprentice to get a Radiator for a 68 beetle to the other side of town on his mountain bike...
Jarrodm Posted July 3, 2007 Author Report Posted July 3, 2007 I have no sympathy for an apprentice (Hope it was mechanic !) who didn't know that ! Tbh if you don't know that you shouldn't be allowed near a spanner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, He's not all there........and dosen't know ANYHING about bikes....his mum baught him an orange 5 se for his birthday so we judged him on that..... Jarrod
ratman Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 when I left school i got sent to nat west to ask when the sale starts I did and the girl behind the counter was a fooking babe she said just think what you have just asked for I could have died bastards never got me again did send a kid to local elec shop for a box of assorted sparks and told him to get lots of blue ones
Copey Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 sum1 tried to get me to get him a left handed screw driver, i just told him to fook off and gimme at least some credit
louie bagel Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 i sent one of our many apprentice/yts lads a mile down the road for a litre of grinder sparks and told the lad to not get fobbed of with a half litre tin he came back a while later and said the guy looked all over the shop but he'd sold out
atomic punk Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I heard of someone working for a local plumbers, was asked to order a new tank and was given the phone number for the MoD. THe guy at the MoD cottoned on and sent a bill for a couple of million to the plumbers....
surfingturnip Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 I heard of someone working for a local plumbers, was asked to order a new tank and was given the phone number for the MoD. THe guy at the MoD cottoned on and sent a bill for a couple of million to the plumbers.... ha ha lmao
ilovegrannys Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 Send him for: A long stand A one tonne shackle A bucket of steam A tin of Tartan paint The list goes on. The youth of today really think they know it - news flash, they dont! Apple Pies!!
Arched Escy Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 Send him for: A long stand A one tonne shackle A bucket of steam A tin of Tartan paint The list goes on. The youth of today really think they know it - news flash, they dont! winkers!! Thanks. funny thread though....
surfingturnip Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 I second that response^^^^^^ also when I was on work experience at gt garages in scarborough I never got duped by anything like that
Jarrodm Posted July 5, 2007 Author Report Posted July 5, 2007 I second that response^^^^^^ also when I was on work experience at gt garages in scarborough I never got duped by anything like that You must have made good tea............... Jarrod
Rick Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 my school teacher sent me for the glass hammer once... bastard
surfingturnip Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 I second that response^^^^^^ also when I was on work experience at gt garages in scarborough I never got duped by anything like that You must have made good tea............... Jarrod never made any tea, did briefly get the piss taken for being from leeds though
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