T-Shirt funnies .....

[Mk2Jo]

Lad at work has a t-shirt on today that says:

 

Fat Birds are like Mopeds, Good fun but

you wouldn't want your mates to see you on one

 

Just made me chuckle

[sab6024]

Bomb Disposal Expert

 

If You See Me Running

Please Try To Keep Up

 

I saw this one somewhere and it made me chuckle

[ratman]

A pregnant doris had a t- shirt with

 

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

 

On the front made me smile

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I have t-shirts that say

 

GEEK

 

and

 

No I won't fix your computer

 

and a green one with a white cross that says

 

PARALETIC

[Mrs O/H/C]

[Vista]

T shirt's for bikers, well this one at least anyway

 

 

[Wessie]

i've got a few good stickers on my race-car

fat women are like mopeds, fun to ride until your mates find out

and

my drinking team has a racing problem !

i've also got a couple of funny t-shirts, the best being 'nobody knows im a lesbian' i almost died the last time i wore that (stag nite in brighton)

[surfingturnip]

I've seen loads of good ones;

roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'm schitzophrenic,

And so am I.......

 

 

heavily medicated for your protection.

 

my idea involves camels and fireworks.......enquire for more details.

 

body of a god, shame it's a buddah.

 

have a look on www.chargrilled.com and www.itiswhatitis.com for some great ones

[Kieran]

[Mr Sam]

heres one of the ones my mum prints, she started printing in '83 the first being a bootleg copy of the misfits skull and printed alot of band shirts for punk bands back in the mid 80's business aint to good these days but this one usually sells well

 

 

 

 

mums stall at glastonbury this year, folding the tarps up was NOT fun as you can imagine

 

 

found this site last night

 

http://evolvefish.com/ShirtImages/Tshir ... amples.htm

 

some bloody exxelent oines on there

[turner]

I saw a teenage girl in tesco the other nite she had a pink t shirt on that said... I HATE BARBIE THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING ! made me smile anyway.

[Noodles]

I got a few-

 

"It aint goona suck itself"

 

One that just says "FOOK"

 

"Fanny rides jacks cock"

 

"Fanny loves seamen" liitle pic of a girl with two sailors

 

Iv seen a really good one it has tine script at about belly bitton height that reads

 

"If your this close you may as well suck me c*ck"

[Mr Sam]

I got a few-

 

"It aint goona suck itself"

 

One that just says "FOOK"

 

"Fanny rides jacks cock"

 

"Fanny loves seamen" liitle pic of a girl with two sailors

 

Iv seen a really good one it has tine script at about belly bitton height that reads

 

"If your this close you may as well suck me c*ck"

 

'WANTED warm home for my cock' and it had a pickture of a cockrill

[mr squidian]

I got a few-

 

 

"Fanny rides jacks cock"

 

"Fanny loves seamen" liitle pic of a girl with two sailors

 

lucky jack

 

i got loads of those!

 

my favorate one is

men loved a well shaved beever with a beever and some shaving foam

or TW@TMAN!

[mitomad]

Got one that says "if found please return to pub"

and "save water drink beer"

[Copey]

seen a few good ones, "jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks your an asshole"

 

got a friend(female) who has a shirt that says "who needs big tits..."on the front and "when you have and ass like this"*arrow* (its true btw!!!)

 

seen an american with a tee sayin "i'm not fat, i'm american"

[Nettles]

Once saw a girl with big tits wearing a camouflage t-shirt that said “WARNING WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION”.

 

 

[escort new boy]

I got a few-

 

 

"Fanny rides jacks cock"

 

"Fanny loves seamen" liitle pic of a girl with two sailors

 

lucky jack

 

i got loads of those!

 

my favorate one is

men loved a well shaved beever with a beever and some shaving foam

or TW@TMAN!

 

 

Jack

[GT_Jim]

ive got

 

Lager - tested on animals,

 

Yum Yum Panda burgers - they're not rare they're extinct!

 

but the one i really want says

 

"im the strange man your parents warned you about"

[texr2000]

My sister has a T-Shirt with "Fake Or Real" on the front

[bmxdave]

[Danmex]

One that made me laugh was,

" The voices are talking to me........ and they don't like you!"

[Durham Fiesta]

one of mine has

 

 

999

 

evil when i do handstands

[Grovesy]

I have one, says..

 

I'd quit this job, but i need the sleep

 

Bought it to show my boss.. as you can imagine, he found it quite amusing

 

 

i think its quite funny lol

[escortmad79]

"The voices are talking to me........ and they don't like you!"

"if found please return to pub"

"save water drink beer"

 

Could've got them in Edinburgh the other day.

 

Got a No Fear T shirt with a picture of a blown Hemi V8 on it & written on it is "Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown"