Mk 1 Mark Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 The British Solution to Save Petrol Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ..... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....
Gareth Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 In an ideal world they'd listen and do that..... I just wish it was an ideal world
mk3tina Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 thats exactly the right idea, personally im sick of immigrants, our tax money pays for them to do jack all, this countrys government is too soft, with the way things seem sometime soon there will be a british vs immigrant battle, thats what its like round here anyway.
tawelfryn Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 Now I do agree with that, as you say, lets see how many want to come here then
Jelly Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 First time I've seen somebody pin the cost of fuel on immigrant labour, kudos for that.
aled Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 I just got this sent on Retards Club: BEING BRITISH. Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Nettles Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Mk 1 Mark for Prime minister, I'd vote for you fella
H.P.E harry Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 The British Solution to Save Petrol Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ..... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved..... Id vote for you anyday to be prime minister! The best idea ive heard yet!
radar tech Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 As a serving member of her majesty armed forces , i fully support your idea
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