Guest MK1gaz Posted February 22, 2008 Report Posted February 22, 2008 now im worried! a lot of the ideas are impractical to me as mine is my everyday drive so must leave wheels on etc! security opinions please!(serious practical ones) i also live in pikey central mmmmmmm daily driver is a difficult one . Steering disc lock or snap off steering wheel , wheel clamp , car alarm . I've got a few sneaky ideas as well so try these = fit an electric line lock on the brakes and hide the switch , this means you can jam the brakes on when you park it up . Tip/slide the drivers set forward as far as it will go and chain/lock it in place , they can't drive it if they can't fit in it . Get a metal bar etc that slides under all 3 of the peddles and lock it in place , they can't drive a car if the peddles don't push down .......
zetecmk2 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Posted February 22, 2008 some good ideas, cheers, tomorrow is national security day then for a few of us (i find running out of petrol on the way home helps!!! the last half mile is downhill, done it twice this month)!
kevmk2 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Posted February 22, 2008 Good idea, although i wouldnt want to leave a line lock on for days on end, cant do the solenoid much good
radar tech Posted February 22, 2008 Report Posted February 22, 2008 Irish accent ... gotta be foookin PIKEY scum !!!!
d_bizzle Posted February 22, 2008 Report Posted February 22, 2008 Irish accent ... gotta be foookin PIKEY scum !!!! d'you loike dags?
Guest MK1gaz Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 Good idea, although i wouldnt want to leave a line lock on for days on end, cant do the solenoid much good Just get a normal cheap mechanical one then , no solenoid . You could get it to lock all 4 wheels and then pushing/towing it would be tricky
zetecmk2 Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 Irish accent ... gotta be foookin PIKEY scum !!!! d'you loike dags? is that westlife?
kevs mk3 Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 we will keep an eye open for the escort here, there arent many so if it does come over we will know, the old bill are no good in these matters, it interupts thier tea breaks, much better to form vigilante groups and string the b####rds up when you catch them
oliwally Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 nail on the head, so to speak!!!! Now there's an idea but which head
FredTransit Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 nail on the head, so to speak!!!! Now there's an idea but which head The one below the waist?
oliwally Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 to the rear bumper and go for a drive like bullet tooth tony
FredTransit Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 to the rear bumper and go for a drive like bullet tooth tony Are you mad? A nail in the bumper? Please tell me you are talking about a hire car......
oliwally Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 to the rear bumper and go for a drive like bullet tooth tony Are you mad? A nail in the bumper? Please tell me you are talking about a hire car...... No his car
surfingturnip Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 to the rear bumper and go for a drive like bullet tooth tony Are you mad? A nail in the bumper? Please tell me you are talking about a hire car...... No his car with a mitsubishi shogun you'll get plenty of stretch on his part ( literally ) as well what with the high suspension
FredTransit Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 to the rear bumper and go for a drive like bullet tooth tony Are you mad? A nail in the bumper? Please tell me you are talking about a hire car...... No his car Ah that's affright then.....
mk2 stu Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 FOOK!!! That guy was at my garage a couple of months back, how the feckin hell did he know! Asked for my business card andif i could weld a diff for him, stocky, irish accent with thinning grey hair, two old birds in the car with him, I'd say he was about fifty!
Toby Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 thinning grey hair, two old birds in the car with him, I'd say he was about fifty! Women can't resist the OSF, they'll like him less without his sensitive parts
Guest MK1gaz Posted February 23, 2008 Report Posted February 23, 2008 stocky, irish accent with thinning grey hair, two old birds in the car with him, I'd say he was about fifty! In a Burgundy shogan or not ?
shaun1.6ghia Posted February 24, 2008 Report Posted February 24, 2008 idea #1, dont wash your hair for a month, wear ben sherman shirts, swear in between every sensible word while also putting on such a mess of a accent he don't understand you. then try to shake his hand and mutter shogun £50 then... he'll realize he's been 'out pikeyed' and run a mile... p.s. have a baseball bat next to your seat 'just incase' im getting one the day mine's back on the road... idea #2, get a group to set a trap, follow. then a even bigger group (with bats an axe handles) to go round smash his teeth in... (if he tryed my car, id like to see him tell the police or insurance what happend when i've smashed his face in...) idea #3, dig a hole, concrete your pride and joy in place.(up to the windows) idea #4, could we have some kind of initiation into 'oldskoolford' admitably i probably wouldn't be here (and neither would others) if it was near impossible to get into (as i've only recently got a oldskoolford an its not on the road at the moment so no 'proof'if there was such a thing needed) and then THEY couldn't get into the club.(if they are here) or maybe some kind of record test with the police to see if a member has previous experience stealing cars??? feel free to slate me, but this is how i feel.. i dn't want my pride and joy to go missing..
M11rf Posted February 24, 2008 Report Posted February 24, 2008 Line locking the brakes for a long period of time fooks the callipers up. You put stress in the seals for a long period and they leak and seize the brakes on. Fบcking theiving cบnts. They should forfeit any human rights they have when they set foot on YOUR property.
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