Oven chip lies

[RUSTYPUP]

They say ready in 15 mins when they really mean at least 30-40.

Why lie?? And they still taste pretty crap anyhow.

Discuss

[Twinkle]

turn the oven on

[Posse]

Go down the chippy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

did i tell you about my local chip shop the fella gone got arrested for battering his wife

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I bought some of those McCann oven chips the other day. I put them on, left them for 30 minutes, and when I went back, the fookers had vanished!

[Chris!]

I bought some of those McCann oven chips the other day. I put them on, left them for 30 minutes, and when I went back, the fookers had vanished!

your cooker likes them then

[Mr Sam]

 

 

 

 

get a chip fryer

[Smudger105e]

I bought some of those McCann oven chips the other day. I put them on, left them for 30 minutes, and when I went back, the fookers had vanished!

 

Bit naughty, Mike?

[geoffersmasher]

Go down the chippy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

did i tell you about my local chip shop the fella gone got arrested for battering his wife

 

always thought that fella had a chip on his sholder

[Rick]

I bought some of those McCann oven chips the other day. I put them on, left them for 30 minutes, and when I went back, the fookers had vanished!

[Toby]

Go down the chippy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

did i tell you about my local chip shop the fella gone got arrested for battering his wife

 

always thought that fella had a chip on his sholder

 

 

Didn't he look a bit like Elvis?

[Toby]

And about the post - turn your oven up, they'll taste better too, crunchy on the outside, like a dime bar but different.

[over_head_cam]

Imagine losing your daughter/son before posting?

[Stu_B]

I went down the chippy & asked for Sausage & Chips, the doris behind the counter asked if I wanted my sausage battered.... only if you want your fanny slapped love

[Tracey]

Those Beer ones are disgusting

[Chelle]

Get aunt bessie's and cook them for slightly longer and at about 220 degrees. can't go wrong with aunt bessies!

[Rick]

home made chips win everytime

[Toby]

home made chips win everytime

 

I always use my own oven!

[antz]

home made chips win everytime

 

so true!

 

and i work for the leading chip manufacturer in the UK (and msot of the world)

[FredTransit]

You can do real chips in the oven, I do wedges. Hmmmm, might go and make some soon....

[X-pack-Glyn]

I bought some of those McCann oven chips the other day. I put them on, left them for 30 minutes, and when I went back, the fookers had vanished!

 

Bad Badtaste jokes the McCann ones... a little girls gone missing possibly dead, nothing funny about that

[Gonzo]

Shit happens mate. Bit late now to call it bad taste. Been what? Over a year?

 

She's dead or some pedo's love-slave More likely the former. And I doubt they'll ever find the body. Stuff like that happens on a DAILY basis. Ain't nowt we can do about it.

[antz]

Shit happens mate. Bit late now to call it bad taste. Been what? Over a year?

 

She's dead or some pedo's love-slave More likely the former. And I doubt they'll ever find the body. Stuff like that happens on a DAILY basis. Ain't nowt we can do about it.

 

i reckon the parents did it

[mk2_escort_chick]

Shit happens mate. Bit late now to call it bad taste. Been what? Over a year?

 

She's dead or some pedo's love-slave More likely the former. And I doubt they'll ever find the body. Stuff like that happens on a DAILY basis. Ain't nowt we can do about it.

 

i reckon the parents did it

Been saying that since she 1st went missing!

[Rick]

its sad and all but you dont go out boozing and leave lil kids in your room do you. never minnd abducters anything could have happened, the kid could have fallen over the balcony or eaten some tablets

 

and i reckon thats what happened and they have tried to hide it.

[FredTransit]

Got to say if they did do it, they are keeping the front up very well.