mk3cokebottle Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 My Missus is buying a K10 micra as her first car thats 2 fings you have admitted that you shouldnt have so your a 5 head with a missus that drives a micra ...... next you will telling us you own a white poodle
Deano1351 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 FOGLIGHTS when it aint fookin foggy The disconnection of the main brake lights leaving just the tiny middle one Plastic body kit alongside a shit slow engine Neons Whistles that fit in your exhaust to let everyone know you havnt got a turbo and then driving around with a smug expression that lets us know that you think that we think youv got a turbo No fear stickers on a 1 litre corsa A huge yokohama sticker when your blatantly rolling on kumho deathsliders Blue washer jets (oh dear) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^FOOLS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So i suppose what i want to put into room 101 is chavvy boy racers!!
5hane Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 No fear stickers on a 1 litre corsa no fear stickers are kwl lol, but as you said corsa *spine shivers* they should do 'corsa eater' stickers
steve dray Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 Gordon Brown Madonna Anything with a Nissan badge Anything with a Subaru badge In fact any car that comes from the land of rice my overdraft council tax Idiots people who love the sound of their own voice That'll do for now..................
escortmad79 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 Citroen 2CVs Football agentsfake plastic spinners! Caravans Reliant Robins Billy bullsh*ts! (Yeah mate my car does 0-60 in 2.1 seconds, 500bhp 1.2 etc) Overly camp gay men! (Cooeeeeeeeeeee ducky types! ) Ugly lesbians Scissor Sisters Mouses! (The cheese eating type!) French people France! Big ego'd Yanks! George W Bush! Coke Zero (Zero sugar, zero taste!) Ham actors! Diving footballers (Get up you poncy c***!!) Whinging over ego'd, over paid Premiership footballers! Heavy rain! Wasps! Dom Littlewood!
blower Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 the wife and her mum and the kids especially on a sunday when the F1 is on
sambo Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Posted May 30, 2008 Lexus lights. ...Even on lexi Happy hardcore The sob story you get with some of the x-factor contestants. "My dog died 3 years ago and i thought i couldnt go on, so i'm doing this for shep..." That kind of thing. That weird "London" accent that all the kids seem to have, even if they do not have even vague Jamaican ancestry. You know what i mean? The annoying, and over whelming sheer quantity of "THE" bands out now. The this, The that, The whatever. They all sound the same and sing with that British accent. Did Zeppelin sing like that? ...Did Thin Lizzy? NO!!! This nanny state we live in. with all it's Politically correctness bullshite. All 'urban' music. Dancing aound like they are the absolute business with the rented for the day lambo's in the music videos etc. The fact that i cant find any more info on Dog Soldiers 2. Damn i'm a grumpy old git!!!
NHR115 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 Ugly lesbians Face it honey, you dont get good looking lesbians unless they're starring in a porn movie.
escortmad79 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 "Txt Spk" "Yeah man innit blad!, ya poom poom bumbasquat" Speak Chav mums Avid Merrion! (I fookin hate that guy!!) Soul-less Euro sh*tboxes! Brandon Block! (Fook off & retire you stone faced troll! ) Tim Westwood! (He's so street his Dads a vicar! ) Gimp my ride UK! Glory hunting football fans! (Yes I support whoever's winning this week!!) Black people who play the race card (Grow up! You see them on Police documentaries... you're not being arrested cos of your race, you're being arrested because YOU COMMITED A CRIME!) Women who pretend to be a lot younger than they are! (50/60 year olds dressing like they're in their 20s!) Old people who wear bright pink or orange track suits! WTF do you think you look like? W**kers that prey on old people & fleece them of their life savings (Your parents must be so proud!! C*NTS!! )
NHR115 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 This thread is really bringing out the grumpy old men/women out in us eh?
Gonzo Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 Ugly lesbians Face it honey, you dont get good looking lesbians unless they're starring in a porn movie. I beg to differ. I personally know several. AND IT MAKES ME WISH I WAS A BLOODY doris SO I COULD TAP THAT SHIT!!!! They're f*cking GORGEOUS and won't even LOOK at a bloke in 'that way' for all the tea in China!
NHR115 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 Ok i'll rephrase that then There are no good looking lesbians in Scotland then - not that i care btw
Rick Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 the gay bloke of dickinsons real deal (not that i watch that) hes a homophopes worst nightmare, dont get me wrong i dont mind them but when they dress, look and speak like that guy its bloody wrong!!!! il try find a pic... shit even worse, a vid:
Lardy Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 the gay bloke of dickinsons real deal (not that i watch that) hes a homophopes worst nightmare, dont get me wrong i dont mind them but when they dress, look and speak like that guy its bloody wrong!!!! il try find a pic... shit even worse, a vid: Is he Gay!! no surely not
caprinerd Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 escortmad79 wrote: Ugly lesbians Face it honey, you dont get good looking lesbians unless they're starring in a porn movie. you do in attleborough
Mr.Sumo Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 OK , my pennies worth : Gordon Brown and the rest of the pocket lining self important t***sers that run this country European Union ...fook off you pate eating bunch of peado"s:evil: Chavs...end of ! Human rights Act...what fookin Human rights ? I"m the fookin victim here ! 100% compo lawyers....your blood suckin scum ! the French...nuff said ! Anyone that plays the racist card...get in the real world , i"m white , your black ...ever heard of a white man claiming rascism ? Thought not Health and Safety Csars....waste of beaurolitical time and effort Banks....all of them Loan Sharks....w****ers Garages that rip people off..... That"ll do for now......
escortmad79 Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 Todays inclusions: HSE & stupid EU Bureaucracy & redtape! People who look down their noses & think they're better than everyone else when clearly they're not! People who use others Spiders Corned Beef People that dress dogs in outfits! No it doesn't look cute dressed as a fairy, it looks stupid! IT'S A FOOKING DOG!!! People who carry little yappy dogs around in their bags, they have legs, make them walk! It's not a fashion accessory, it's an animal! I hope it sh*ts on your designer sunglasses! Yorkshire Terriers (Yappy little bastards! ) People who talk to cats & dogs like they're children in a stupid cutesypoo way! People who hold weddings for their dogs! WTF! People who talk to you like you're stupid or in a patronising way! Peanut butter Stupid tw*ts that park their cars selfishly in the middle of walls big enough to park 2 cars! Happens a lot in my road! People that don't seem to know where there caps lock button is located!! I'll give you a clue... it's next to the A button! Job stealing Polish immigrants! The French! (Garlic munching, soap dodging surrender monkeys!) &......... relaaaaax!
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