So , you get the letter...

[Mr.Sumo]

...need a loan ?

 

Call " blah blah blah for your Tenants unsecured instant over the phone loan acceptance "

 

OOH YOU THINK , I MIGHT TRY THAT

 

So , you call the number.....

 

THEM :" Can i take some details please sir ? "

 

Half our later you"ve given them everything except your dogs date of birth

 

THEM : " Sir , we can help you...would you like to pay the " administration charge " now ? "

 

ME : SORRY...PAY WHAT ?

 

THEM : " Administration Charge Sir , that pays for us to process your application "

 

ME : AND HOW MUCH IS THIS PLEASE " you ask politely

 

THEM :" £49.95 Sir "

 

ME : Now , let me get this straight....i have accepted your offer of an unsecured personnal Tenants Loan of which you sent me ....i have spent half an hour giving you every possible personnal detail needed....Now you ask me to pay a £49.95 Administration fee to process the application....is that correct?

 

THEM : Yes Sir..."

 

ME : " So , what happens if the supposed Loan gets declined then Waht happens to my £49.95 then "

 

THEM : " mmmmmmm...........We keep it Sir....."

 

Me : What you take me for...a complete C************ "

 

GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST AND BEST SCAM GOING

[Copey]

wonder how many people have actually paid and had ther loan declind

[Vista]

Me : What you take me for...a complete C************ "

 

Isn't there only four letters in C***?

 

And apparently yes they do coz I'll bet there are plenty of schmucks out there that pay it. It really gets my goat that the people these kind of scumbags target for their high interest rate scams and loans are often those that can least afford credit in the first place!

[toad650]

I was looking for a loan was told

 

THEM we've accepted you for a loan can you come in with blr blar blar n we'll sort it out for you

 

ME ok i'll be there

 

Stupid train journey to a strange office for the general give all information about my life, then sit in a room

 

THEM ok heres the deal blar blar you pay this much a month

 

ME what the hell thats £50 a month more than others, whats the interest on that

 

THEM errr not sure let me work it out

 

ME thats 30% of the top of my head

 

THEM errr yeah

 

ME it'd be cheaper on my credit card

 

THEM hmmmm yeah spose, do you want us to go ahead with it......

 

ME ERRRRRRR NO

 

THEM well we're keep your details incase you change your mind.

 

 

 

 

What a waste of an afternoon!!!!

[BaileyMex]

Sumo mate

 

If you want a loan I use a bloke at work who is a has his own finance company, he's a top bloke, I'm sure he'd look after you if I asked him

[Mr.Sumo]

Sumo mate

 

If you want a loan I use a bloke at work who is a has his own finance company, he's a top bloke, I'm sure he'd look after you if I asked him

 

Good shout that Colin , i"ll bear it in mind .

 

Cheers mate

[Rick]

Sumo mate

 

If you want a loan I use a bloke at work who is a has his own finance company, he's a top bloke, I'm sure he'd look after you if I asked him

 

does he take your digits one by one if you dont pay up though?

[BaileyMex]

no mate