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for the lucky ones among us, where did you meet your other half?....or your last other half if your lonely like me :lol:

 

I met my ex gf on t'internet through one of them chat sites like myspazz but it wasnt myspazz

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she nicked my hat in a taxi rank at 2 in the morning pissed and shouted her number to me out of the cab, to get my hat back. classy bird :lol:

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Looking for somewhere to go hunting for a missus Antz? :P

 

I was set up with mine, we'd both just dumped our ex's & she had just moved back here from Uni.

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I meet mine waking up the road she feel over heels for me like here sister did lol i tried to have both but i had to make a choice :mrgreen: I deffo made the right one as her sister is a shit cook.

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my friend was going out with his friend ... but we also lived in the same road and he used to watch me walking home from school .. ( it was the long white socks that done it i think ) :mrgreen:

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Our eyes met accross the checkout at halfords, she was a till girl and I was working in the part dept. Arrrr its like a chicflix

No they met over the wiperblades! :lol:

You stole me away from my ex...apparently!

 

According to him :roll: He still hates me, not that I wanna hang around with him in asda park with the rest of his crew.

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Looking for somewhere to go hunting for a missus Antz? :P

 

 

not yet :lol: i was just pondering at work today that its funny how people meet and end up together.

 

 

and with my social life im destined to be alone unless i go out more :shock::lol:

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tell me about it, ive just been dragged backwards through the thorny bush of breakups and its boring sat around at home all the time with nowt else to think about. although my social life is picking up a little now. i used to not like going out, but now i relish the chance!

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i saw my lass wondering int o the library in croydon was wondering out, so then i thought to myself i gotta go talk to her

 

so i turned around and there she was in the middle of the street

 

and what was the first thing i could muster to say

 

are you taken? :oops:

 

dear o dear

 

but that was over 5 years ago and i love her to bits

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i was going out with a girl from tescos, but the saturday lad told me his girlfriends older sister fancied me, so i thought i'd have a look see (just incase she was a monster) and found her to be sexy as fook :wink: , so i gave her some louie bagel magic and an hour later i had got her outside and molested her :ykt: been with her bout 7/8 years now :thumbsup: ,

 

unfortunatly the tesco girl took it bad :(

 

and it turn out her sister fancied me alot too :shock::tits:

 

but i've remaned a good boy :D

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