Bloody chavs

[ZetecVan 2.0]

On my way home yesterday afternoon I came off the motorway and onto the bypass. There must have been about 8 or 9 chavs on their little scooters, all with L plates dicking around. There was a Morrisons wagon (40 footer) in front and they were all trying to race it. Some got in front, about 6 didn't. One drove down the left to overtake it (this took about 2 miles) and the others were driving down the wrong side of the road when cars were coming. None had any road sense.

 

It really annoyed me the way they were driving. They turned off somewhere.

 

So about half a mile later I driving though my village (30 zone) when another gang of chavs (about a dozen of them) were dicking about on the street. One took a small Fanta bottle and kicked it high into the air. It hit a nearby house and landed in their garden.

 

As I drove past (my window was open and arm on the ledge), I just instinctively did the 'apple pie' gesture to them all.

 

Now that would have been fine normally, but I was in my van, in my own village. It's kind of instantly recognisable...

[Trevmk3]

nice one Mike, hope they are to thick to realise what the van was though mate. other than the chavs you got back up alright then

[Noodles]

I hate those little chav on scooters, once a few years back me and a bunch of mates back in my 'cruzing' days boxed a load in and we all just sat there wheel spinning, pretty funny at the time.

 

Yes I was a boy racer

[CrazyCharlie]

i hate them as well def when your at the lights

in front and they try and squize past just to get in

front then just slow us all up

[5hane]

gawd i hate them

 

loads of twats in my year are getting them, well nicking them

[Slammed]

no one in my year has one yet. but that will soon be the so called trend which i aint joining. i hate mopeds

[surfingturnip]

they irritate the fook out of me. all of them round here have been de restricted ( oh my god it'll do 42mph now, feel the speed ) and have the stupidly loud exhausts. I actually make a point of driving slower when being tailgated by them just to be annoying

[bronze4door]

they irritate the fook out of me. all of them round here have been de restricted ( oh my god it'll do 42mph now, feel the speed ) and have the stupidly loud exhausts. I actually make a point of driving slower when being tailgated by them just to be annoying

 

i do that then just speed up so they cant get passed when they try

[antz]

they irritate the fook out of me. all of them round here have been de restricted ( oh my god it'll do 42mph now, feel the speed ) and have the stupidly loud exhausts. I actually make a point of driving slower when being tailgated by them just to be annoying

 

none of them are de restricted. hence the 30mph flat out

[surfingturnip]

they irritate the fook out of me. all of them round here have been de restricted ( oh my god it'll do 42mph now, feel the speed ) and have the stupidly loud exhausts. I actually make a point of driving slower when being tailgated by them just to be annoying

 

none of them are de restricted. hence the 30mph flat out

 

I had one pass me going uphill doing about 35 the other night followed by the rest of his ped cruise mates and a really crappy pug that sounded like a lawnmower

[caprinerd]

i had to go on a driving improvement course because i rammed one

[Toby]

Just cos they're muppets doesn't make them car thieves. I wouldn't worry too much.

[D4N]

Just cos they're muppets doesn't make them car thieves. I wouldn't worry too much.

 

Yeh but if the kik bottles of a house they could scratch your car or somthing

 

 

 

All Knobs...

[FredTransit]

i had to go on a driving improvement course because i rammed one

 

Oh dear. How terrible. Do tell me more.........

[Anglia68]

Now that would have been fine normally, but I was in my van, in my own village. It's kind of instantly recognisable...

 

Being too well recognised was one of the reasons the van went from grey and orange to blue so nows the perfect time to change it's colour again.

Hope nothing happens to it though Mike.

[BIG G]

We`were all kids once and they are a product of our shit society. 99% of them dont theive theyre just bored

[Toby]

We`were all kids once....

 

 

But we are all grown up now so ner nerdy plop plop!!

[caprinerd]

i had to go on a driving improvement course because i rammed one

 

Oh dear. How terrible. Do tell me more.........

 

2 other these young people chased my nephew (who was 9 at the time) on his push bike and rammed him off his push bike, eye witnesses said he was peddling for his life, they gave me the reg off the bikes and i went looking for them, saw them and mind went red and i rammed them, police were called and told them they over took me and just stopped in front of me, i had to pay the 100 and something pounds to do the course and the excess on the insurance neither of the lads told the police about why it had happened( suprise suprise), and thats the story behind these up standing members of the community riding there little peds/scooters/step through things, getting rammed