13 things to do in tescos

[8ball]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys

when they aren't looking.

 

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute

intervals

 

03. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:

Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

 

04. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

 

05. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

06. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you

are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the

bedding Department.

 

07. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

 

08. Look right into the security

camera, use it as a mirror and pick

your nose.

 

09. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are located.

 

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme

from Mission Impossible.

 

11. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse

through,

say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

 

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and

assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices

again!!!"

 

And finally my personal fav

 

13. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell

loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

[countrybumpkin]

love them genius i think i might try 8 & 12 and if i havent been thown out 13

[8ball]

i dont no being thrown out of tescos is not fun im telln u iv bin thrown out a quiet a few

 

never get child car seats sit down in front of the tvs watching what ever movie they have one everyone who eva does it will be thrown out

il neva no what happenes at the end of madagasgar

[countrybumpkin]

i dont no being thrown out of tescos is not fun im telln u iv bin thrown out a quiet a few

 

never get child car seats sit down in front of the tvs watching what ever movie they have one everyone who eva does it will be thrown out

il neva no what happenes at the end of madagasgar

 

you've got to be draged out screeming

[8ball]

not that time was kicked out for playing with toys

haha

[Dr Feelgood]

hahaha the alarm clock one ive done

 

but the clothes rack one would be hilarious

[evil knievel]

11 cracked me up

 

genius

[8ball]

haha

im thinking of dong 10 this week gona dress in black and all

[mk2_escort_chick]

Ah so good. Deffo gonna have to try these in various supermarkets

[capriaddict]

14, do the shopping and go home

 

 

[Mrs O/H/C]

14, do the shopping and go home

 

 

LIKE I DID TODAY ... BORING ARENT I ??

[richie_stix]

[lotusless]

ok who's been following me around tesco + wrote all

my problems down!!!

[Trevmk3]

ive got to try some of them when me and my mates go beer shopping

[Seldon]

Me & my Mrs set loads of timers in IKea to go off after 10 mins & it sounded great.

[flyingbanana]

i went into pc world once and screen printed the desktop of the laptops/desktops then set the picture has the desktop picture ...but here is the best part...i hid the task bar and locked the desktop...so what ever they didnt nothing would work has they were clicking on a picture .......watching them trying to fiqure it out so funny.....i did it to about 10 desktops/laptops

[one-day]

does any body remember the bouncing tigers a few years back i managed to set a top tier of a pallet of them of in a giant toy shop and watched as they bounced on to the floor also do food timers regular in big department stores.and some times dressed in a suit even get asked where things are from members of the public and i just have to point them in the wrong direction and i dont even work in a shop

[5hane]

lol, youve got to youtube a few of them m8 !!

[countrybumpkin]

i went into pc world once and screen printed the desktop of the laptops/desktops then set the picture has the desktop picture ...but here is the best part...i hid the task bar and locked the desktop...so what ever they didnt nothing would work has they were clicking on a picture .......watching them trying to fiqure it out so funny.....i did it to about 10 desktops/laptops

 

now that is just pure genius

[8ball]

i so have to do the laptop one in collage on my last day muhahahaha

[bigglesmk2]

Im quite happy just eating stuff off the shelf while shopping

 

 

My missus doesnt let me go in the pic'n'mix isle anymore

[8ball]

haha im not alowed go food shoping any more (ever since that time i went with my little sis ) anything i like i put in the trolly and anything i didnt i took out when she wasnt looking XD

[NginEEr]

i used to steal the wheelchairs with mates and race round the shop in ikea i used to mess about in the kids area i once fell asleep in the bedroom displays on a top bunk dunno how i managed

[Retro-gone.]

thats the funniest thing ive heard for ages, but my favorite thing was to sneak a fart machine into our trolley (in tescos) and walk to the next isle leaving her with the trolley.

i was stood nearly wetting mysely cos all i could hear was loud farts and our lass shouting 'TONY!!!

[Takeshi]

Haha gonna have to try some of them!