dodgey but funny email....

[richie_stix]

recieved today...

 

HOW ARE YOU TODAY,

From: MISS.MELISSA KEITA.

Abidjan Cote D Ivoire

West Africa.

 

DEAREST ONE,

 

I KNOW THAT THIS MIGHT SOUND SO STRANGE TO YOU SINCE WE HAVE NOT MET BEFORE. BUT LET ME QUICKLY INTRODUCE MYSELF, I AM MISS.MELISSA KEITA.

I AM 18 YEAR OLD.

 

MY FATHER WAS A GREAT POLITICIAN AND AN OIL BARON BUT TODAY AS I AM WRITING TO YOU MY FATHER IS DEAD.

BUT BEFORE HIS DEATH HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF 5.5 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS IN A BANK HERE IN COTE D' IVORE. HE DEPOSITED THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AS FIXED DEPOSIT BEFORE HE DIED.

 

SO I WANT A GOD FEARING PERSON THAT I CAN TRUST WHO WILL NOT BETRAY ME WHEN THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACOUNT. I WANT ALSO TO HELP ME MIGRATE TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR INVESTMENT.

SO PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW WE CAN DO THINGS TOGETHER.

 

PLS FOR YOUR INFORMETION YOU CAN STILL CONTACT ME ON THIS PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS;miss.melissakeita@yahoo.fr

 

YOURS SINCERELY,

MISS.MELISSA.

 

 

this sounds beleiveable ... i'm sure she will offer me sexual favours as well as the 5 million! why would here dad leave her money she can't get to?

[2.8i Cossie]

mate thats the most genuine email ive ever seen!

 

I would hand her your bank details. DOB, address and all credit card details immediately!!

 

Her dad has just died so i mean who would make that up?

[Stu_B]

Short & sweet

 

Dear Friend,

 

I am Mr.Weston Roger Simon I am an Independent auditor.During my last auditing I realized an unclaimed Bank Draft of

8,528,000GBP (Eight Million Five Hundred and Twenty Eight Thousand GBP).Upon recieving your response,I will send you more

details.My private email is westrogersimon@aim.com

 

Weston.R.Simon

 

[Vista]

Scam the scammer!

 

Dear Miss pippy long stockings (or whatever her/his name is)

 

I would be very happy to help but would need to travel to Ivory Coast to verify your identity. I would also need to bring my financial adviser (aka wife) and we would need good hotel accomodation for the duration of our stay.

 

Unfortunately I do not have the funds for such a trip, however if you can book and fund this we can make arrangements while we are over there.

 

I await confirmation of flights and hotel bookings.

 

Yours etc

[Trevmk3]

like that idea Scott

[MightySprocket]

lmao, these scams have been going for about 5 years... i used to get them all the time when selling a lot on eBay

[razersedge]

i like the fact her email address is with yahoo france even though she is in africa

[Twinkle]

ask if she gives head?

[ZetecVan 2.0]