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[V8ian]

Oh Boy, Im in trouble, being up the garage for most of the day I pop down for a cuppa and the usual Pee, I dont usually use the bog downstairs, but needs be----

 

 

Anyway I came down the house about 6 oc, to be met with a frosty reception from the wife, the first thing I was asked was, "Dont you ever put the ******* toilet seat down when you finish,!!!!" ------- evidently she dashed in from work for a Pee, and never noticed the seat was up and fell down the bog----------- trouble was she took 10mins to extract her bum from the toilet OOps,

Suppose I would be in less trouble If I had pissed on the seat and left it down, think I am in a lose/lose situation, perhaps if she lifted the seat when she has finished--------------------------No No No, that is just another can of worms.

[Retro-gone.]

[w p e]

why the fook doe's a women not put the seat up for us men then? it baffles me why they complain about us leaving the seat up but don't put it

up when there finished what makes them different

[Vista]

It's a standard argument, we need it up they need it down but do you here us whining when they leave it down? NO!

 

So girls, put it down without complaining if it's up and we'll lift it up without complaining if it's down (as we already do)!

[caprinerd]

Oh Boy, Im in trouble, being up the garage for most of the day I pop down for a cuppa and the usual Pee, I dont usually use the bog downstairs, but needs be----

 

 

Anyway I came down the house about 6 oc, to be met with a frosty reception from the wife, the first thing I was asked was, "Dont you ever put the ******* toilet seat down when you finish,!!!!" ------- evidently she dashed in from work for a Pee, and never noticed the seat was up and fell down the bog----------- trouble was she took 10mins to extract her bum from the toilet OOps,

Suppose I would be in less trouble If I had pissed on the seat and left it down, think I am in a lose/lose situation, perhaps if she lifted the seat when she has finished--------------------------No No No, that is just another can of worms.

ypou mean you stand to pee, im going to try that and see what its like

[ratman]

Fook it leave the seat down then shake the last drip's on the seat

 

That realy fooks them off

[Twinkle]

start leavin skid marks in the pan to really annoy

[richie_stix]

that 'they never leave it up' is a stupid argument... we need it down if we want to shit... so i think the balls in the ladies court there!

 

still a funny story though!

[pauline]

[SmokeEm]

Pauline's always moaning at me for leaving it up too

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

Just do what I do lads and put the seat down along with the lid. You will never get moaned at because thats how the toilet should be left so women can't argue, and they still need to lift the lid up when they're panicing for the loo

[Copey]

Just do what I do lads and put the seat down along with the lid. You will never get moaned at because thats how the toilet should be left so women can't argue, and they still need to lift the lid up when they're panicing for the loo

 

thats what i do, hehe

[X-pack-Glyn]

why dont you just poo in an airfilter and leave it on the side!

[Vista]

Just do what I do lads and put the seat down along with the lid. You will never get moaned at because thats how the toilet should be left so women can't argue, and they still need to lift the lid up when they're panicing for the loo

 

Not a bad suggestion Jimbob but some years ago with a particularly naggy ex gf of mine I decided in a fit of anger (after another naggings session about it) to remove them both completely! They were missing for a week before she begged me to put them pack and promised never to nag about it again. She kept the promise for a bout 6 months too (probably because I warned her that next time I'd remove the door too)

[rambo67]

Leave the seat down with half a dozen Richard-the-Thirds in the pot !! Always a talkin point later in bed