whats the best prank youve ever played

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

ive played loads but one i like is

 

id borrowed my mates trolley jack he came to collect it and got the jack out of my shed , he was a while looking for the handel , (which was in my boot )

 

he came out and said wheres the handel i said oh shit didnt i tell you the police took it off me, said i was using it as a offensive weopon, and i let him go off to the police station to ask for it back

 

of corse they didnt know any thing about it

[Vista]

I sent a young mechanic that used to work for me on a ship years ago down to the engineers workshop to fetch me a fallopian tube. As it happened, the guy in the workshop was actually a girl that day and she wasn't up for issueing one of her fallopian tubes to my grubby fisted mechanic.

[Noodles]

Called a mate from work on his mobile saying he had left it at work, "he said okay I will get it tomoz" lol

[Daggle]

I ran a wire from the spark plug of a 205 through the bulkhead and into the drivers area, then ran it up under the seat bared the wires and left it on the base of the seat. My mate got in, stuck his seat belt on and then turned the engine, damn thing fired up first time, he shot up to the ceiling and then the seatbelt locked on, he was jumping up and down getting a shot up his ass each time the spark plug fired!!

 

Another time, I again ran a wire from the spark plug across the workshop and wrapped it around the door handle to the Stores, shouted to my mate to come through and help me out, then pissed myself as he got shocked.

 

Mmmm, another one was when I 'borrowed' a friends car keys and undone her car then removed the steering wheel, she got into it and then the look on her face was priceless as she tried to undo the steering lock, but there was no steering wheel to hold onto.

 

I also have some stories that are evil, but it was the early nineties and everyone wasn't so PC!!

[FredTransit]

I ran a wire from the spark plug of a 205 through the bulkhead and into the drivers area, then ran it up under the seat bared the wires and left it on the base of the seat. My mate got in, stuck his seat belt on and then turned the engine, damn thing fired up first time, he shot up to the ceiling and then the seatbelt locked on, he was jumping up and down getting a shot up his ass each time the spark plug fired!!

 

 

Sounds like a top security tip!

[Toby]

I ran a wire from the spark plug of a 205 through the bulkhead and into the drivers area, then ran it up under the seat bared the wires and left it on the base of the seat. My mate got in, stuck his seat belt on and then turned the engine, damn thing fired up first time, he shot up to the ceiling and then the seatbelt locked on, he was jumping up and down getting a shot up his ass each time the spark plug fired!!

 

 

Not one of mine but...

 

A work mate was asked by one of his relations if they could leave their car at his house when they went on holiday. They parked it on his drive and went away for a week or two.

 

A family of starlings were nesting in his soffets and took a dump on their car everytime they entered and left the nest.

 

On their return from holiday they were stood in his kitchen while he made them some toast. My work mate went outside and threw all the bread crumbs from the chopping board over their car knowing they would see him and the car through the kitchen window and said nothing to their amazed expressions.

[Posse]

I sent a labourer down a builders merchants a few years ago and told him to ask for a long weigh

[Toby]

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Is he back yet?

[trakevlyn]

We filled the girl in the office automatic umbrella with the contents of the hole punch machines, it was a picture when she opened it up in the carpark and got covered in thousands of tiny bits of round paper

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I once clingfilmed a girls car at work.

 

Our english teacher was into amateur dramatics, and one friday night when we were pissed, he was at the Bradford playhouse. His car (or rather Morris Marina Camper Van) was parked at the side of the road. The three of us managed to bounce it into the road, let the tyres down, and left a road cone on the roof. Some months later after I'd left school I bumped into the teacher and he asked if I knew anything about it. I said 'Yes it was Paul'. For the next two years he picked on Paul in class at every opportunity and he couldn't understand why.

 

I once wrote an A4 sign and tied it to my colleagues bumper. It said 'SHEEP SHAGGERS DO IT IN BIG WELLIES. Mine are size 13'. He didn't talk to me for two weeks after he drove though Halifax in rush hour and didn't see it until he got home.

 

We have to wear name tags at work with our name and job title on. I changed 'JOHN O'CONNOR - ANALYST PROGRAMMER' to 'JOHN O'WOOLLEY - ANAL CYST RAMMER'. (John Woolley was the old boss who everyone hated). He didn't notice for three days.

[Mr Sam]

dave and scott they are epic!!!!

 

 

 

my mate gav onces gave my number to another mate (a muslim) but instead of giving him my number he gave him a sex line.....gullable ahmed phones said line and asks for sam, the lady then says i can be whoever you want me to be

 

me and gav totally pissed ourselves

[Mr Sam]

I once clingfilmed a girls car at work.

 

bunch of mates did that to my old mk1 bit annoying as it was just after it was sprayed black and the paint hadnt finished drying so the roof had some odd stripes in it for a few weeks where some of the paint had dryed quicker under the cling film under the baking sun

[stevepeanut]

I used to lift up the matress cover on my brother bed, and put various items under the bed sheet, wait for him to come in pissed and jump into bed, we had bunk beds so he never put the light on cos it would wake me up if I was already asleep. I put a golf club under the bedsheet once, made a right crunch when I dived in. I even put a video recorder, a huge 1980s silver one under his sheet and he jumped into bed ontop of that!!

[Badgerman85]

all so funny!

 

i rang my mate datch ( who is manager of a coral's bookies in farnham ) told him i was the from the security department and that we'd noticed a number of suspicious bets go through and that he was a suspect for fraud, what i didnt know at the time was that one of the security officers had just walked through the front door, so datch proper pooed his little pants thinking he was going to loose his job, he then said "i dont know what to say to all of this" and i said "well theres just one last piece of information i'll need to take from you.....what time you popping over later??" needless to say there was alot of swearing!!! =)

[mk1super]

The one iam most proud of-

Stripped down my mates Suzuki Bandit and rebuilt it in his loft while he was working offshore for 6 weeks Thought no more about it till he got home and called me to ask why his bike was sitting in his smashed up bath, turns out the bike went through the roof I denied all knowledge