Guest pooface Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Why is it all S2 escort rst owners firmly belive that there car is soo good so fast so reliable handles so well ect ect have they never driven a proper car?
over_head_cam Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they're stupid? Get 'em to bring it up the Pod, we'll see then
MK1 Dave Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 They soon change their thinking when they're blown into the weeds by my 993cc Daihatsu Dave
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 ***WARNING*** There now follows a short story by Jimbob Once upon a time (8 years ago), Jimbob owned a Mk3 Capri 1.6LS which he converted to a 2.0 with a few bolt on bits but couldn't afford an exhaust so he stuck with the standard one. One day he stopped at a local set of traffic lights and a Series 2 RST pulled up along side. It was quite a nice car, looked standard, but he was a boy racer. He gave Jimbob some funny looks and revved his engine up, you know the drill. Right then, Old Skool versus Chav Skool drag race. The lights went green, Jimbob struggled to stop the inevitable wheel spin, but no good. The tyres spun through first and second, but guess what, the RST was just about keeping up. So the result was 1-0 to Old Skool. It didn't stop there though, he was so pissed, he kept flying up my arse and backing off. So, I dropped a couple of cogs and left him standing again. I LOVE IT
RFChris Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Me, Twink and Laura amongst others watched one blow its baffles all over the track at Ford Fair on the 0-60 run! :PMSL! :lol:
Mr Sam Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 our very own steve showing an RST who's boss
darkangel Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 oi i got a rst but i wouldnt call it the dogs balls or awesome infact id call it a pain in sodding arse roll on cant wait 4 mk 2 on rd
fezza Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 our very own steve showing an RST who's boss And me first showing Twinkle how its done
MK1 Dave Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Doesn't sound like you're very pleased with that fact Dave
Jelly Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Ahhh the good old RST. Suspension designed by a small turnip, and "an engine so rough, even Moulinex wouldn't use them"
Noodles Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 I dont mind RSTs a very good friend of mine spent a year rebuilding a fiesta seris 2 one that some boy racer had fooked. He done it on a shoe string with the help from a lot opf people and it made it into Performace ford.
LUKE261 Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 never made a series 2 fiesta mate fiesta rs turbo was based on a mk3 fiesta the escorts series 1, mark3 escort series 2, mark 4 escort n thats it and yes they are poo my mate has mercury grey seriesv 2 for sale if ya want it.
morcheen Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 i've got a S1 proper car, unlike the S2
mk2_escort_chick Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 I know what dean meant Our friend mike has an rst fez which got into performace ford The same friend also has 3 series 2's. One's a cab with a rst lump going into it, he's breaking one coz the chav that owned it turned the boost up 2 much and the others being rebuilt (she's all stripped and naked!!).
Wessie Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 RST's are crap wrong wheel drive and plastic i say
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