Pranks on work mates

[Posse]

lol as above whats the best one you have done lol .

 

Mine is why'll the labourer was on the porta loo i tipped it over with a digger

[4DOOR-SHERWOOD]

Giving the old apprentice some sex advice.... 'They all like a cheeky finger in there...!!!' The cut lip and bruised cheek bone the next day proved otherwise!!! Lol

[Tom]

Lol, we gagged and bound the apprentice, hung him on the engine crane and put him through the carwash

[wigglychief]

Our old apprentice. We put a 3m length of metal conduit in one sleve and out the other, atttached him to a gantry crane, lifted him up about 10ft then all went and had a cup of tea

 

We also stripped him to his boxers last winter, tied him to the lampost ouside work and left him there in the freezing cold for about 15mins with a hot cup of tea on the floor right infront of him so it looked really warm and appealing!

 

I love apprentices

[Vista]

One of the joys of the marine engineering branch on ships is maintaining the shit plant. I had a mechanic working with me who was particularly squeamish about it so I smeared French mustard all round one of the flanges on the sewage pump outlet and told him we had a sewage leak to fix.

 

We got down there and the leak I'd prepared earlier was all too obvious so I went over to it and said "yep, looks like shit" sniffed it and said "yep, smells like shit" (he's going a bit pale now, it was mid atlantic and quite rough)

 

Stuck my finger into it and scooped a dollop up, tasted it, pulled a face and said "yep, tastes like shit too"

 

 

He went green and chucked his guts up on the spot

[dacar]

You need to have access to car keys for this one. Empty all the paper punches into a work mates heater intake of his Fiesta and turned on his heater and opened all air vents so when he turned his engine on it would be like a snow globe. It worked well and he was picking out small paper circles until he sold the car.

 

[SmokeEm]

We put the apprentices moped high up on some bricks in the yard with a forklift - problem was, we forgot and went home oblivious - he called the police and the manager had to wait for hours while they took statements etc - we arrived back at work in the morning and had to come clean

[Posse]

We put the apprentices moped high up on some bricks in the yard with a forklift - problem was, we forgot and went home oblivious - he called the police and the manager had to wait for hours while they took statements etc - we arrived back at work in the morning and had to come clean

 

 

[fieldy1972]

done loads of pranks on mates. not so much on workmates.

a mate of mine had a mini 1275gt years ago. waited for him to come in to the pub. me and 3 mates went out the back door.i got into his mini and took both the doors off. wound down the windows. 2 of my mates shimmied up a lampost (pissed as farts) and threaded the 2 doors over the top of the post through where the windows are and lowerd them back to the floor. 1 very f*cked off mate and virtually everyone from the pub wetting themselves in the pub car park watching some fella trying to work out how to get his doors back on the car sorry Paul

[rallyesport04]

i didnt do this but a friend did he removed the tail lenses of the car removed the stop bulbs rubbed a hole in the glass got out the gas filled the bulbs with gas an resealed them with clear tape fitted said parts an waited by the gate at home time to see the tail stop lights come on an blew the whole tail lights out lol

 

i once got car window glue a glued up si's locker late at night took him two hours to cut the door open in the morning even the boss found it funny he was a bit of a know it all nobber an deserved it

[surrey_100e]

You need to have access to car keys for this one. Empty all the paper punches into a work mates heater intake of his Fiesta and turned on his heater and opened all air vents so when he turned his engine on it would be like a snow globe. It worked well and he was picking out small paper circles until he sold the car.

 

 

done that one many times

[V8ian]

One irksome little shit at work had really started to piss me off, opened his locker and superglued all his toiletries to the underside of his locker shelf, knocking the pins out of the hinges was another favorite, supergluing his flipflops to the top of the locker was another good one, especially as he could barely reach the top of his locker, But the best one by far was on a saturday night shift 13 hours, I had dusted the inside of his boots with a very strong green aniline dye powder, after the shift he took his boots off his feet were dayglow green right up to the tops of his boots, even after 30 mins in the shower his feet were still dayglow green, his wife made him sleep in socks for 3 weeks so not to ruin the sheets of his bed,took 6 weeks before his feet were clean,

[deltamal]

Did a good one on a mate a while ago in the pub, he had a Pukka pie in his bag, (bad choice) ready for his tea, while he was in the toilet we took it to the ladies organising the raffle who made sure he won it back as the last prize! he wasn't amused, but the rest of the pub was

[RossMK2]

i dont get any of the usual apprentice stuff given to me. but a couple of the lads picked up on of the lads moped and hid it while he was out on dinner

[deltamal]

I had some of the usual apprentice stuff, long wait, box of volts etc, did not question your skilled "mentor" back in the day! then there was the mandatory "greasing up" graphite grease or marking blue, imagine the litigation these days would make front page in all the red tops!

[Fast eddie]

was working on an extension and suddenly felt the need for a massive fart, one of my lads was working on his knees doing some flooring so i backed up pulled down me trousers and said oi!, as he looked round i let it go, you guessed it...............it was a bit worse than a fart!, never been so embarrassed in all my life, but i will say i didn't stop laughing for weeks!

[mk3cokebottle]

we gave a young lad (school leaver) a note in a envelope sealed envelope with the message inside

 

Dear sir ,

could you please package 2 large box's of ribbed condoms for the smaller endowed man and some ky jelly so my dog isnt uncomfortable, i know it sounds weird but i dont want my wife getting pregnant by my dog as he is a black labrodor and i dont want half cast children.

then just charge me for them when packaged as i find it very emmbarrasing buying these items.

 

it was very close to the above obviosly i cant remember it exact but along the above lines.

 

then sent him to the chemist about 3 weeks ago in my mates garage was funny as fook when he got back , he dont fall for the lft hand screwdriver etc and took us ages to think of something but it was funny

 

building bangers a couple of years ago we filled up latex gloves with welding gas and tied them to my mates ankles when he was on a board underneath a car working , attatched two lengths of blue roll too them sprayed the blue roll with brake cleaner and lit it ..... yep there was a big bang and he pissed himself literally we found it very funny but for some reason he didnt

 

we sent my mates brother to the bank to put a cheque in his bank on his 18th bday and gave him a sealed envelope that we told him couldnt be opened for security reasons because of the size of the cheque until he gave it to the cashier inside the envelope was £5 and a note saying

 

This is a hold up fill my money bag with used notes and casually give it to me through the counter or im going to streak at the same time as pulling funny faces through the glass at you.

 

he wasnt very amused either

 

i dunno some people just dont have a sence of humour....

[Kieran]

At my Dad's work one of the crane drivers put stink bombs in the fitter's van so he got revenge by putting his car on the toilet block with the fork lift..

 

 

[rallyesport04]

At my Dad's work one of the crane drivers put stink bombs in the fitter's van so he got revenge by putting his car on the toilet block with the fork lift.. :lol

 

 

thats a great prank moral of the story drivers do not fooooook with fitters we will have the last laugh lol