Admin Vista Posted September 23, 2018 Admin Report Posted September 23, 2018 The gag below seems appropriate Joe wanted to buy a Harley Davidson. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family. When we eat dinner, we don't talk." In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says.. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down. His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. At this point Sandra's father leaps to his feet and shouts: "Alright,alright, I'll do the f**kin’ dishes!!"
katana Posted September 24, 2018 Report Posted September 24, 2018 Psssst - not something to admit to...........or be proud of! LOL! Multiple Rice Burner owner! 1
Admin Vista Posted September 24, 2018 Author Admin Report Posted September 24, 2018 2 hours ago, katana said: Psssst - not something to admit to...........or be proud of! LOL! Multiple Rice Burner owner! 1
colr6 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Posted September 24, 2018 Just been looking in the autum accessory catalogue for Harley Davidsons and found this !! 3
eeb43 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Posted September 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, colr6 said: Just been looking in the autum accessory catalogue for Harley Davidsons and found this !! they will only just about pull with 1 person on! certainly wont pull that! lol
stephens_xpack Posted September 24, 2018 Report Posted September 24, 2018 Not a lot of love for the Harley then? Lucky you don't give a shit Vista.... 1
Admin Vista Posted September 24, 2018 Author Admin Report Posted September 24, 2018 Lol, indeed I don't. The v-rod is a 125bhp water cooled V twin, on the open road it'll show a clean pair of heels to many a pretty boy on a jap sports bike 6 minutes ago, stephens_xpack said: Not a lot of love for the Harley then? Lucky you don't give a shit Vista....
colr6 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Posted September 24, 2018 35 minutes ago, Vista said: Lol, indeed I don't. The v-rod is a 125bhp water cooled V twin, on the open road it'll show a clean pair of heels to many a pretty boy on a jap sports bike Would be referring to a fs1e to show your heels to ?? Most of the jap bikes are knocking on the door of 200 bhp!!
Admin Vista Posted September 24, 2018 Author Admin Report Posted September 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, colr6 said: Would be referring to a fs1e to show your heels to ?? Most of the jap bikes are knocking on the door of 200 bhp!! That's not a sports bike, it's a super bike and with jap bike depreciation, by next week it'll be worth about 3 wine gums and a curly wurly......oh and their riders smoke goats for shits and giggles! 1
colr6 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Posted September 24, 2018 Mmmmmmmmm no mention of a Harley here? 10 Most Popular Sport Bikes of 2017 Kawasaki Z125 PRO. ... Yamaha YZF-R1. ... Honda CBR300R. ... Suzuki GSX-R750. ... Honda CBR600RR. ... Suzuki GSX-R600. ... Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R. Rounding out the Japanese 600cc representation on this Most Popular list is Kawasaki's Ninja ZX-6R. ... BONUS! Triumph Daytona 675 R. More items... 10 Most Popular Sport Bikes 2017 | RideNow Powersports https://www.ridenow.com ›
Admin Vista Posted September 24, 2018 Author Admin Report Posted September 24, 2018 Yeah, all girly hairdresser's bikes, sort of the two wheeled equivalent of the XR3i
Admin Vista Posted June 30, 2019 Author Admin Report Posted June 30, 2019 Just a reminder for all you girls still riding Jap superbikes in one piece leather suits or pushing dry weather only Italian breakdown queens, Harley Davidson for the win Enjoyed my road trip to Portsmouth and back this weekend. 😎 1
katana Posted July 1, 2019 Report Posted July 1, 2019 On 24/09/2018 at 23:30, Vista said: Yeah, all girly hairdresser's bikes, sort of the two wheeled equivalent of the XR3i Whereas yours is a two wheeled, actual recreation of a Massey Ferguson tractor! @Vista you have gone so far down in my estimation admitting to this mental glitch- its truly sad! (GSXR1460 Turbo EFI owner - 370hp but not bragging! LOL!)
Admin Vista Posted July 1, 2019 Author Admin Report Posted July 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, katana said: Whereas yours is a two wheeled, actual recreation of a Massey Ferguson tractor! @Vista you have gone so far down in my estimation admitting to this mental glitch- its truly sad! (GSXR1460 Turbo EFI owner - 370hp but not bragging! LOL!) 370bhp? Is that to carry all the extra weight of that monstrously bloated japanese barge about? I will stick with my tractor, much more fun than an oversized missile thanks.
Moderator Rally Pack 2000 Posted July 1, 2019 Moderator Report Posted July 1, 2019 On 25/09/2018 at 08:30, Vista said: Yeah, all girly hairdresser's bikes, sort of the two wheeled equivalent of the XR3i I didn't realise XR3i's were girly? Are any Mk3s considered masculine then? (Could this be the reason why we never got Mk3s in Australia but they became a British best seller?)
DT36 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Posted July 1, 2019 My old XR3 was a clunge magnet, back in the day. 😂 2 1
Moderator Rally Pack 2000 Posted July 1, 2019 Moderator Report Posted July 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, dt36 said: My old XR3 was a clunge magnet, back in the day. 😂 I had to look up the urban dictionary to find out what that was exactly! 2
Admin Vista Posted July 1, 2019 Author Admin Report Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Rally Pack 2000 said: I didn't realise XR3i's were girly? Are any Mk3s considered masculine then? (Could this be the reason why we never got Mk3s in Australia but they became a British best seller?) Over here, the convertibles especially, they were often dubbed hairdresser's cars. The RS Turbo was a bit more butch mind.
Moderator Rally Pack 2000 Posted July 1, 2019 Moderator Report Posted July 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vista said: Over here, the convertibles especially, they were often dubbed hairdresser's cars. The RS Turbo was a bit more butch mind. You know I remember the very moment I saw my first Mk3 Escort. It was my first trip out of Australia and I was in Singapore, it was blue XR3. I thought it was stunning. I came home and told all my friends how we were being ripped off by Ford Australia supplying this re-badged Mazda 323 as the Ford Laser. Years later a friends girlfriend bought a South African imported one which she asked me to fix the starter on. It was just a basic 1.6 but it was so much better than the Laser in every respect. Once you have seen and driven a Laser, all Mk3s are butch to me! Series 1 It was so bland that they tried to make a sportier Series 2 version trying to replicate the look of an XR3 even down to the replica wheels. Only looks though it had the same engine as the regular ones.
katana Posted July 1, 2019 Report Posted July 1, 2019 The RS1600i wasn't bad either. I remember the 1st time an XR3i took me in my old RS2000 mk2 - sad day! 1
Admin Vista Posted May 27, 2021 Author Admin Report Posted May 27, 2021 Well, all you doubters can kiss my hairy ring! 3 1/2 years after I bought it new, some great ride outs but now my HD is sold and being collected on Wednesday. The icing on the cake? It sold for just over £1,000 more than I paid for it new. 1
katana Posted May 28, 2021 Report Posted May 28, 2021 'Fools and their money' springs to mind or 'there's one born every day' also fits LOL! I'm surprised there was much left of it after 3+ years of Cornish sea air! 1
Moderator Rally Pack 2000 Posted May 28, 2021 Moderator Report Posted May 28, 2021 So we cant call you Boss Hog any more? (Dukes of Hazard reference) 1
Admin Vista Posted May 28, 2021 Author Admin Report Posted May 28, 2021 5 hours ago, katana said: 'Fools and their money' springs to mind or 'there's one born every day' also fits LOL! I'm surprised there was much left of it after 3+ years of Cornish sea air! It's a great bike and nothing at all like the loud grumbly air cooled V twins that people typically associate with HD. As mine was one of the last registered new in the country, I guess it's desirable.
Admin Vista Posted June 2, 2021 Author Admin Report Posted June 2, 2021 Sad day, collected and off to its new home in North London......on the upside, I am £1005 up on what I paid for it new 3 1/2 years ago. Kerchiiiinng
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