What to do with flatmates being total bastards?

[Dom]

Jealous of ya car mate

 

Seriously though, give them a beating and lock them in a small cage. Then make yourself a DIY acupuncture kit with some nails and a hammer and use them as practice.

 

Works everytime

[borneo]

I lived with my best mate and her boyfriend in cornwall for six months. We had propper fook off arguments! Now we're not livin together we're best mates again! Just the way it goes sometimes. I got loadsa really good mates that i wouldn't live with after that experience. If they're real mates the last thing you want to do is fall out. Find another gaff. I did with people i hardly new and all i can say about them is "if carlesberg made housmates".

[MK5]

i think flat/house sharing with people you don't know is better than living with friends...

[James HPE Motorsport]

id jack off in their bread and piss in the kettle (just remember to have ur own kettle in ur room)

 

Wont help but it will cheer u up when they are having a sarnie!

 

Used to do that wen i worked in Maccy D's

[escort new boy]

mayte just move out find somewhere else and theyll be hard up in the end havin to fork out the extra rent and stuff

[Guest turbo2]

id jack off in their bread and piss in the kettle (just remember to have ur own kettle in ur room)

 

Wont help but it will cheer u up when they are having a sarnie!

 

Used to do that wen i worked in Maccy D's

you dirty bastard

[James HPE Motorsport]

harris-hpe wrote:

id jack off in their bread and piss in the kettle (just remember to have ur own kettle in ur room)

 

Wont help but it will cheer u up when they are having a sarnie!

 

Used to do that wen i worked in Maccy D's

you dirty bastard

 

No joke my manager was egging me on!!! Was one nasty burger... and was most definately furry