Why do people overtake me in my Anglia when Im driving in a queue of traffic?
I work for a railway company, why do some people expect me to know everything about trains?
Why can't UK Police use the PIT manoevre?
Why do Immigration services need a passport to send someone back to their own Country? If they can't prove who they are, get rid!
Why do pedestrians stand two paces into the road at junctions?
Why does my wife moan when I try to run over the toes of pedestrians in the above situation?
Why can't the PC brigade keep their views to themselves?
Why can't the Police give someone a hiding if they are being agressive towards them?
Does anyone in the UK like Sauerkraut?
Do people have lessons at school in how to block a supermarket aisle using only one shopping trolley? If they do, it must be an effective lesson!
Why, when naked sunbathing, do some body areas burn, but willy does not? Would have thought it would be more sensitive!
Why do people not park in the middle of parking spaces in supermarket car parks?
Why does my wife moan when I park really really close to a parked car's drivers door in the above situation?
Why do the low energy light bulbs in our front room come on, then get dimmer before lighting up completely?
2CV's. Why?
Why do people tell you stuff about your car which is 100% wrong? The 105e, eh? 3 speed box, vacuum wipers, side valve engine, crap cars they were...
I'll take a lie down now I think