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Drugs and cars go well together.

Lose the flaps and bonnet catches, straighten the front bumper fit. Perfect.

Now that looks, erm, how can I put this tactfully? Tasteless? The wheels, the gangsta tint, nah, not for me.

Nah, I love the Escort, Buuuuut, I would rather it be one colour anthracite, not silver, lose the pretentious roll hoop and drop it a bit, it's not a bloody Pajero! Other than that you have a grey car I would build if I won the lottery, and wanted a grey car. The car I lusted after before I knew was lust is, was the one in the Mexico ad. I don't think I could carry off the sartorial elegance that is obviously required to own one though!

OOOOooo That's pure porn you naughty man!

I like the colour though. The body mods, meh, not my style.

Oi! Ya cheeky pup, I don't have a front bumper.

"It must have had a double, I believe it actually died of lead poisoning..................😉" You might have missed that bit Col, 😁 John.

In that case, not wanting to harm the cat, a high pressure hose is very effective. (or a gentle rub down its back to raise it's tail and a dab of muscle rub on its third eye.....)

Holy crap, that is some cat, and you have extraordinary patience. The ginger tom climbed in through my dormer bedroom window one summer and crapped/pissed in the corners, just to annoy my dog I think, whoa did it stink. The cat disappeared but the neighbours had heard someone was seen enticing a large ginger cat into a car, there was lots disappearing for their fur at the time, and this was the explanation for its absence. It must have had a double, I believe it actually died of lead poisoning..................😉

Now THAT ginger cat would have been made into a Davy Crockett hat damn quick, and your neighbour would have had its claws shoved up his arse if that had been a younger me. I'm much more devious now....

Nah, my version involved being 15, parents away for the weekend, a small select party around, just enough Watneys Party Seven to be completely stupid, but not quite enough to vomit on the lawn, and next doors hated, bad tempered, massive ginger tom cat. Grabbed, and tucked under my armpit. Did I say it was bad tempered, it bleeding well was when I stupidly bit its tail. The big bastard ripped my t shirt and me to shreds in its high velocity claw spinning exit. It did sound like the bagpipes though! So did I when I added TCP antiseptic to my wounds.........😱

First single I remember buying, Albatross by Fleetwood Mac, seminal single, probably this: Northern Soul at its best, if yo' feet don't move, you dead bro. KTF!

When I was 15, and rather drunk, I played cat bag pipes, never again.................

Could be a new sneaky Lancashire speed camera car, as they currently disguise theirs with Gas Board blue.

Looks very stealthy.

I like it, but the wheels, they don't work for me. I like the number plate location, but then I would. ⬅️ See here.

I do like some grey cars, this is a P6 Rover a friend of mine has just put on the road. I give you PHAT ROVER, in grey.

Yup, green, green with envy.

It would be better with no vinyl roof, the stripes in reflective, not flat, blue and RS 5-Oh cutouts in the blue, like a spoof cop car.

That's blue!

I had a very small black and white photo after we took the crowbar to the drivers side door to get into it, I had climbed out of the windscreen hole as the door had a bloody great Bristol bus stuck in it. I now have no idea where the pic is.

I shall resist the half of cider, bag of salted peanuts, and an offer to stroke a puppy then!

I know, but it's best not to encourage him, I can withstand an expert from the colonies attacking me, but to be fair, Col takes no prisoners!😂

I had a More Door in a dark metallic grey, gunmetal, back in the day. I loved that car, and its seam welded shell saved me in the double decker/thick country house wall/Escort sandwich. I cannot remember much as I had been awake 36hrs, driving in snow for 6 of them and I was fast asleep at the time............. Things you do when you are young and invincible!