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Oh dear... me and my friend Thom are in a computer room at Uni. Lots of peolpe are in here working on their dissertations, the aircon was too cold so Thom stood up to find how to turn it off, he saw a big red button and pressed it only to turn around to see a room full of despairing faces looking at him as all of the computers in the whole room turned off!! :shock::shock: Lets just say the atmosphere isnt great in here.... theres a girl to our right crying :shock::shock:

 

Shes really crying quite a bit :sad::shock::shock: Oh Deary Me

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was it a big red button with a sign under it saying "WARNING Do Not Touch" because thats the kiond of button i would press to see what would happen :lol: if they have lost work then its tough sh1t as they should save it regulary and back it up if its important, it would of happened if there was a power cut :D

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Sounds like you're getting off very lightly

 

My mate did something very similar as a young engineering apprentice at sea for the first time in the Royal Navy, the Chief Petty Officer he was working for lost about 8 hours work and as a consequence my mate had to run around the upperdeck of the ship bollock naked but for his trainers and a large sports type bib with I'm a TWAT in big letters on his back and front (we didn't have women at sea then) If I remember rightly he was kept at it for several hours and didn't get much time off for the next month.

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Im sat here crying to :lol:

 

My wife dosnt it find amuzing (she's a student bum at uni aswell) :lol:

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Oops indeed!! As we left the library we saw a group of people who were in there at the time and as we walked past em one of the guys said (as conspicuosly as possible) "If he'd done that to me i would of King killed him!" needless to say im glad i wasnt in thoms shoes!! :shock::lol:

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turn round and point and let out a big "HA HA" in the style of ralph wiggum off simpsons and see what happens :thumbsup:

 

Isn't it Nelson Mud that does that?

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I was installing some computers at a Job centre when I saw a little white box (like a remote control) with a button on, so obviously I pushed it out of curiosity - it was a panic alarm linked to the police :shock::oops:

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turn round and point and let out a big "HA HA" in the style of ralph wiggum off simpsons and see what happens :thumbsup:

 

Isn't it Nelson Mud that does that?

Nelson Muntz

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a few years ago my nan was making me a coffee when i visited, there was this wierd red remote key fob thing, i was pressing it and thought "well, this does sod all"...

 

about 4 mins later one of the help the old people type persons was at the door in a panic and asking her if she was ok....

 

it was her remote panic button id been pressing.

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lol

 

Reminds me of a time when I was in hospital a few years ago. There was a young Jimbob in the toilets, chap in hand, having a wee. O.k, I have finished, where's the chain???

 

I pulled what I thought was the chain only to find it didn't flush the loo. Instead it set off flashing red lights, sirens, and within 30 seconds, nurses had opened the door and scared the crap out of me!

 

I said "What's the word here then??? I only wanted to flush the lav!" :(:roll::lol::lol::lol:

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lol

 

Reminds me of a time when I was in hospital a few years ago. There was a young Jimbob in the toilets, chap in hand, having a wee. O.k, I have finished, where's the chain???

 

I pulled what I thought was the chain only to find it didn't flush the loo. Instead it set off flashing red lights, sirens, and within 30 seconds, nurses had opened the door and scared the crap out of me!

 

I said "What's the word here then??? I only wanted to flush the lav!" :(:roll::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

 

:dope::pointandlaugh:

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haha, when i was in for medical trials the other week there is a shower light pull and a nurse call pull, one guy got nurses running in on him in the shower :lol:

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haha, when i was in for medical trials the other week there is a shower light pull and a nurse call pull, one guy got nurses running in on him in the shower :lol:

 

Where can I get one of those??? :part:

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