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Eamon Holmes...I cannot stay in the room if that tw*t is on the telly. Not only that but he's got a show on Magic now, and I can't have his voice on in the car either.

 

Actually I've got a list (which is a tad worrying) of celebs I can't stand, and it includes;

 

Ben Elton

Chris Moyles

Patrick Kilty

That Irish bloke who does stuff on Ch5 and sounds like he has NEVER blown his nose..

Mark Thomas

Graham (say co*k and it's funny) Norton

 

 

I could go on, but I have got myslef worked up and need to lie down in a darkened room for a while :x

 

 

And before anyone asks, no I haven't got anything against the Irish, it's purely coincidental that four of them are from the Emerald Isle...(mind you I'd like to have something against the singer from the Corrs.. :twisted: )

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haha, moylsey? i think he's great :mrgreen:

 

my list would include;

 

Barry Scott

Chris Evans

Graham Norton (i agree with you there)

Michael Winner

the late Richard Whitely

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Steve Wright (pompous twat)

 

Paris Hilton (what has she done for the world)

 

June Sarpong (such an annoying voice, what did she do to get an MBE!!)

 

But by far and away the most annoying twat who can call himself a celeb has to be.....

 

 

Pete 'Im a Junkie, who shags some stick thin bird' Doherty

 

WTF!!! How can anyone look up this person! All he has done is produce some shite music and inject heroin in his arm on a regular basis, If he was selling the Big Issue on the street, which lets face it, he could quite easily look as though he does no-one would give him a second look. Just cause he dates some thick model who hasn't got a clue what the fella is doing to her reputation, then everyone falls over him. The, Im angry at the world and im gonna stick two fingers up to it, attitude has been done before by every generations pop group/star so he isn't doing anything new. In fact all he does is show impressionable younger people that you can take drugs and the Courts will do fook all about it!!!

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got to agree with you there daggle mate about pete doughtery (dont know how to spell his name)(and he also doesnt deserve capitals at the begining of his names apart from his middle one which is TWAT), hes got no singing talent and quite frankley i hope that he kills himself soon the junkie bastard :twisted:

 

i cant stand David Guest, fook off back to america with your bottox filled face (is it just me that thinks his face looks like an egg with a face and beard drawn on it, although an egg does have more facial expression)

 

Jade Goody :shot: nuff sed

 

Cliff Richard, oh wimbledons on its time for my next gig then i can wait till christmas to do something else.

 

Ruby Wax, another that should go back home to America as shes been over here for so long annoying people with her big mouth and horrible voice

 

 

that will do for now as i feel anger building up inside me and i cant afford to start breaking stuff :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

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Steve Wright (pompous twat)

 

Paris Hilton (what has she done for the world)

 

June Sarpong (such an annoying voice, what did she do to get an MBE!!)

 

But by far and away the most annoying twat who can call himself a celeb has to be.....

 

 

Pete 'Im a Junkie, who shags some stick thin bird' Doherty

 

WTF!!! How can anyone look up this person! All he has done is produce some shite music and inject heroin in his arm on a regular basis, If he was selling the Big Issue on the street, which lets face it, he could quite easily look as though he does no-one would give him a second look. Just cause he dates some thick model who hasn't got a clue what the fella is doing to her reputation, then everyone falls over him. The, Im angry at the world and im gonna stick two fingers up to it, attitude has been done before by every generations pop group/star so he isn't doing anything new. In fact all he does is show impressionable younger people that you can take drugs and the Courts will do fook all about it!!!

 

 

Top man!!! Any chance of you making Commissioner Daggle, because then maybe you could have a quiet word with the Home Secretary and get him to buck his effing ideas up!!!

 

 

At the risk of getting all pious..this drugs thing.....I just don't get it! When you consider that docherty is a prime example of a drug user...where is the fekking attraction for other dim-wits to use it!

 

If you can't get high on life and jiggy jiggy you must be doing both of those two wonderful things wrong in my book.

 

Right getting off the white charger now, and putting the kettle on!

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That bloke who says "cheap as chips!" ARGGG!!!!!! David something??

 

He gets on my tits. Oh and that black girl off big brother that talks really fast. :evil:

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Bob Geldof and his mate Bonio, stop banging on about people donating to help others, dig into your own pockets you short armed deep pocketed idiots, oh and take them bloody sunglasses off :lol:

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Bob Geldof and his mate Bonio, stop banging on about people donating to help others, dig into your own pockets you short armed deep pocketed idiots, oh and take them bloody sunglasses off :lol:

 

 

Give that man a ceegar!

 

Those two have taken sanctimonious clap trap to never before dreamed of heights!

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All of them. But that pete dougherty fellow and that Norton bloke are well up on wish to punch list, along with any reality tv muppet.

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simon cowell he is only there to be objectional and a tw@t, jeremy beadle cant be trusted too as his eyes are to close together -smug git

 

 

o and when the revolution begins graham norton will be the first against the wall along with dale winton

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paris hilton

cliff richard

jo brand

lil joe (some wee fookin stain that only 13 or something and always wears his hat back to front when he's 'singing')

 

BUT most of all pete (fooking just hurry up and die so the world dosn't have to look at your pasty little face and big rubber lips you fookin junkie bastard) docherty.

 

Rant over 8)

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Jo Whiley's voice on the radio does my head in. What's with the constant deep breaths?

Graham Norton

Alan Carr

and Hi I'm Barry Scott.......why does he have to bloody shout?

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paris hilton

cliff richard

jo brand

lil joe (some wee fookin stain that only 13 or something and always wears his hat back to front when he's 'singing')

 

BUT most of all pete (fooking just hurry up and die so the world dosn't have to look at your pasty little face and big rubber lips you fookin junkie bastard) docherty.

 

Rant over 8)

 

its lil chris who you mean :wink: and yes he is a twat :lol:

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paris hilton

cliff richard

jo brand

lil joe (some wee fookin stain that only 13 or something and always wears his hat back to front when he's 'singing')

 

BUT most of all pete (fooking just hurry up and die so the world dosn't have to look at your pasty little face and big rubber lips you fookin junkie bastard) docherty.

 

Rant over 8)

 

its lil chris who you mean :wink: and yes he is a twat :lol:

 

 

seconded

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I agree with Cliff Richard (if any ofhis songs come on the radio it goes straight off!), Pete Docherty, Paul Daniels, Ruby Wax, Richard Madely, but need to add a couple.

 

Safe style UK, you buy one, you get one free, buy one, you get one free, who is the Bill Bailey look alike in the shit green coat?

 

And Barrymore. Nuff said.

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Russell Brand!! I think that guy is a prize c**t & would happily set fire to his face & put it out using a shovel!

"Would you like a look at my dinkle Oooohhhh look at my ball bags?"

 

NO!! Fook off you poncey tw*t!!! :evil:

 

Add to that Jonathon Ross, John Motson (Why the fook are you wearing a sheepskin rug whilst commenting on football in August you windowlicker?), Derek Acorah (Sellout!!), Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Jade Goody, Jade Goodys Mum, that little pant sniffing tit from the persil ads with Febreze or whatever it is, the little sh*t from the Frosties ads, Richard Bacon, Vernon Kaye (Who seems to host every other TV show that Ant & bl**dy Dec aren't on... add them too!!!), Les Dennis, John Mcririck (Complete nutsack!!), Tony Blair, Gordon Brown & the rest of the governement (Fook the lot of you!!), George W Bush & Keith from Eastenders!!! :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I feel so much better now!!! :mrgreen::lol:

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o and when the revolution begins graham norton will be the first I'm going to have up against the wall along with dale winton

 

:shock::shock::D

 

My list in no particular order

 

Pete Doherty (smack head loser)

Jade Goody (thick bint)

Paris Hilton (total non-celebrity)

Michael Barrymore (never has been funny)

Jordan (soooo boring!)

Any WAG. (see above)

David Blaine

Bonio

Bob Geldoff

Tony Blair (ok not a celeb, but still a media loving arse)

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Russell Brand!! I think that guy is a prize c**t & would happily set fire to his face & put it out using a shovel!

"Would you like a look at my dinkle Oooohhhh look at my ball bags?"

 

NO!! Fook off you poncey tw*t!!! :evil:

I feel so much better now!!! :mrgreen::lol:

 

Im with that vote :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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