Burns Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 my bloody housemate's a right bloody minger!! she keeps me awake at night with cries of 'go on, spank me harder... oh, have you just cum?' (with her 15 years older boyfriend) and then for the past three days she has just bene sniffing up huge amounts of fleghm rather than blow her nose (yes, she is a smoker) it's driving me insane!!! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry about that, just had to rant somewhere
mk2_escort_chick Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 'go on, spank me harder... oh, have you just cum?' hehehe! sorry it made me laugh Can't be very amusing for you though
Burns Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Posted October 23, 2006 direct quote the sex noises i can ignore (come on osf with music on until they've finished), it's the bloody sniffing. it's like a sound a creature from the dawn of time would make right before gobbing a mouthful of venomous bile all over you, it's that bad
RFChris Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 direct quote the sex noises i can ignore (come on osf with music on until they've finished), it's the bloody sniffing. it's like a sound a creature from the dawn of time would make right before gobbing a mouthful of venomous bile all over you, it's that bad ......or a CVH with no oil!
RFChris Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 Sounds like a proper Lady Whoa whoa whoa shes a laydeee.....
Burns Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Posted October 23, 2006 don't get me wrong, she's a really nice person.... she's a filthy one tho oh yeah, when we were goin to get broadband, here's the conversation; me: it'll be installed in a week her: oh good, the first thing i'm gonna buy is a strap-on me: umm... i didn't know you swung that way... her: oh no i don't me: well what are you buying a strap-on for then?! her: oh, he's up for anything me: oh right
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 Bring her to the next northern meet, Burns. She sounds like she's my kinda doris...
Burns Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Posted October 23, 2006 haha, was waiting for that i'll voice the request to her, see what she says
Burns Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Posted October 23, 2006 AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WENT OUT BUT NOW SHE'S BACK AND WORSE THAN EVER!!!!!!!!! IT'S SENDING ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! ;ALSKDH;ALJHG;ALSHG;ALRHG;AJDFHGUVY
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 I'm popping round. I'll see you in 15 minutes.
Burns Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Posted October 23, 2006 hehe, i'll see if she wants to move in with ya mate it's when i get home from work at 2am and see his car in the driveway i know i'm not getting any sleep
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 hehe, i'll see if she wants to move in with ya mate My wife might have something to say about that
Burns Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Posted October 23, 2006 you'll just have to get a slightly bigger bed that's all
RFChris Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 you'll just have to get a slightly bigger bed that's all I salute your way of thinking....
Cookie Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 you'll just have to get a slightly bigger bed that's all I salute your way of thinking.... YKT
Burns Posted October 24, 2006 Author Report Posted October 24, 2006 i apologise for my uncouth behaviour earlier (i knew i wouldn't be able to drink after work so i had a few before) if i offended anyone, i apologise
RFChris Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 Offended? No. Turned on? Yes. Shudder....
Admin Vista Posted October 25, 2006 Admin Report Posted October 25, 2006 Offended? No. Turned on? Yes. By getting done by a strap on? Are you sure?
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