F*cking Chavs

[105Nick]

I had a right run in with the chav brigade last night, drove across Gillingham level crossing and there were a huge group of chavs, with one on a twist and go on the side of the road, they all shouted to him to go as I went past, he pulled awaylevel with my mirror and then cut round the back of me and was running less than a bike length from my rear bumper. As there's cars parked either side of the road and two ways of traffic trying to squeeze into one lane I weren't too happy, cos i didnt want the dick in my boot, so while I was going under 30 I showed he was too close by braking, a little hard but enough. It seems he promptly shat himself, but carried on up my back bumper, and was joined by another twist n go, at the roundabout one came up the inside and the other at the outside and were trying to squeeze me in, tho when one swerved towards my door I swerved and almost took the other off, before one got in front and they tried boxing me into the barriers on both sides, but I weren't gonna stop.. they then started pointin at their L plates, which trhey shouldnt have if they dont know safe distances or dangerous driving. They kept blocking my path but each time I pushed through, and then got the police on my mobile, the dumb sh!t was still trying to block me in as I was reading the operator their number plates they sudenly realised what I was doing stuck their feet over their p-lates and ran a red light.

Sat at the petrol station and two rather nixce WPCs pull up and asked me what happened, and said they got them at the next petrol station, they knew them as they briked someones window last night and were off to give em a bolllo*ing Little Apple Pies arent afraid of anything, if Id of put me foot down one of em would be in hospital but ah well seems the cops arent always trying to protect the offenders. They dont seem to recognise that as a learner, it doesnt give the right to go out and piss about but to learn how to travel safely and responsibly, these twist n go's on L plates teach nothing, no clutch/gear control, so they try and make their own way of adding excitement it seems. Sure they were only little

sh!ts but they outnumbered me and had lids as weapons so I wasnrt gonna stop, if they bricked someones windows before and didnt stop for my car. I hate these f*ckers!!!

 

Lucky buggers tho ... if I knew cops looked like that I would of doe summat to get me in handcuffs

[yellowperil]

I had a simillar experience a few months ago with with a couple of twist and tw*ts tail gating me but unfortunately for them i was in my crappy old escort van so i braked a bit late one hit the back of the van and the other missed it but fell off trying to avoid me. i was only doing 30 so no damage to me but nearly pissed myself laughing, the other thing that made me laugh is several people stopped and they got such a bollocking hope you and the car are ok they just really hack me off.

[Mexico]

the best thing to do in a situation like that is brake like fook why would they swerve into yu??? wouldnt they like hurt themselves more pricks

[sambo]

I had some little twist n go chav up my arse the other day so i turned the wheel, pushed the clutch and floored it. the car went WELL sideways and he backed off after that!. He obviously knew i was getting pissed off with him up my arse.

[105Nick]

They were trying to force me into the barrier, they don't give a toss and I didnt want to lose wing mirrors from my mums car, if I wasn my car I would of had em off, but then why damage my car for the sake of them.

The police delt with them and they were well known to them, I expect they'll lose their CBT now and it'll go on their record anyway so it can only be good. If I had the land rover or anglia out I would have had some real fun with them, it needs new wings so I wouldnt give a toss.

[Slik 50]

I had some little twist n go chav up my arse the other day

 

[Slik 50]

seriously though they can be fookin stupid.

One of my mates had a robin reliant in a lovly shade of brown (only had a bike lisence) and he was sat at a set of lights when to chavs on scooters pulled up behind him pointing and laghing at his car! not to amused by this he stuck his head out the window and shouted,

"You may laff but this has one thing that yours dosnt"

Then slammed it in reverse

[105Nick]

seriously though they can be fookin stupid.

One of my mates had a robin reliant in a lovly shade of brown (only had a bike lisence) and he was sat at a set of lights when to chavs on scooters pulled up behind him pointing and laghing at his car! not to amused by this he stuck his head out the window and shouted,

"You may laff but this has one thing that yours dosnt"

Then slammed it in reverse

 

Thats fookin funny

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

These little chav t*ats on scooters are getting ridiculous!

 

I am speaking as a car driver & scooter rider here. I agree with you mate, there isn't really much to be taught by riding an automatic ped apart from going about your own business trying not to get knocked off and killed.

 

I have been riding since 16 years old, & can safley say, I have always been a safe, considerate & carefull rider. Why is it that something like a CBT or driving test is taken so seriously by some, and a complete f**king joke by others. I have always said, the government should raise the age from which you can ride a 50cc fizz-pop. I think there is a general problem where ever you are.

 

I have been on the receiving end of all this in a car, but also on my bike as well. I have had to sell my pride & joy which was a Gilera Runner 125cc which I bought new, and grafted my b**locks off in order to buy. "Why did I sell it" I hear you ask, well, I got involved in 2 attempted hijacks for this bike. I am not talking about kicking you off at a set of lights, oh no, it was much more organised than that. How about a very cunning road block to get me off. If it wasn't for a forward thinking motorist giving me room to get out of the situation, they would have had my bike!!!

 

Now I have a normal looking poopa which I call Piglet! I had a chav on a Peugeot Speedfight giving me grief 2 days ago. It had stickers, loud can, rider using the pillion foot pegs instead of the foot board, you know the drill! Obviously thought his bike was the bee's knees untill I left him standing on my old SOUPED up 50cc (Still looks & sounds standard)! What a Cock!

 

I think personally, there should be much stricter punishment for these t*ats, I mean think about it, if they are willing to make such a joke out of a provisional & CBT, what the f**k will they be like with a drivers licence & a car???????

 

It is always the sensible ones who loose their life on 2 wheels, not the retards who treat life as one big joke! I will openly admit, I have tried to have them off and injured in the past, & I WILL do it. Then they will get a fat insurance bill for the damage on my car & a visit from the law while they are in the road injured!!!

 

Thanks for reading & Rant Over

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

seriously though they can be fookin stupid.

One of my mates had a robin reliant in a lovly shade of brown (only had a bike lisence) and he was sat at a set of lights when to chavs on scooters pulled up behind him pointing and laghing at his car! not to amused by this he stuck his head out the window and shouted,

"You may laff but this has one thing that yours dosnt"

Then slammed it in reverse

 

Just re-read your post Slik. That is quality mate FPMSL

[Messenjah]

it pisses me off when they just sit in the road talking to ppl at the side because if there is someone coming the other way and its not a wide road there isnt always much space for the landy and anything else next to me

 

so i just drive at them they soon ge tout of the way .. being 17 i know most of them or they know me or of me and so i dont have much trouble with them one of my m8s had a job as a pizza delivery driver and they swarm aroundf those peds and try to steal the pizza so all thepizza shops use delivery cars now ... it really is a problem and i dont think 16 year olds should be allowed peds

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

it pisses me off when they just sit in the road talking to ppl at the side because if there is someone coming the other way and its not a wide road there isnt always much space for the landy and anything else next to me

 

so i just drive at them they soon ge tout of the way .. being 17 i know most of them or they know me or of me and so i dont have much trouble with them one of my m8s had a job as a pizza delivery driver and they swarm aroundf those peds and try to steal the pizza so all thepizza shops use delivery cars now ... it really is a problem and i dont think 16 year olds should be allowed peds

 

I can relate to that well mate. I used to be a Pizza Delivery boy. I got done over on my first night. I held the record in that store for getting mugged at least once every week.

 

I have even had knives & guns pulled out in front of me for a poxy £15 float & a shitty pizza! Did the Police do anything?????

 

Did they balls. On one occasion, I was put on hold for nearly an hour (I was back at the shop at that point), and I never did get to talk to someone!

[spitbarnatt]

Medway seems to have a real problem with twist and go's, I swear they are doubling in number every week!

 

Although most seem to be complete chav's I did get a respectful 'nice' comment from one at the lights a few weeks back. It seems that at least one of them knows a nice Mk1 when he sees one.

[105Nick]

None of em in Medway Ive come across has any respect for an old motor.

 

A while ago I was going into Chatham in the rain, and took the right hand lane to get past the traffic approaching a roundabout, pulling up alongside a chav in a corsa, it was so funny. He looked right as the revs raised and it was if it was in slow motion ... i was level with him on the roundabout .... ad calmly waved out the rear window at him while on full lock I'll never forget his face it was a picture of shock. Thats the most beautiful slide Ive ever done, I never really intended it, normally it takes quite a bit to get it sliding but it just stepped right out and went on for ages, before I pulled away. God knows what he thought, he looked a little taken aback .

[MadMark2]

I think all these twist and go muppets should be sat down and made to watch MadMax !!

then they can see what will happen to tw*ts on scooters when someone comes up behind them who doesnt give a sh1t about scratching there bullbars on there toyota (chav squasher) landcruiser

 

I think we need to ga a huntin !!!!

[antz]

the age on peds needs to be altered!

 

they are putting up car licences so why not ped licences!

 

plus most of these twats have no road sense so just plough around how they like at 30mph.

 

NOT FAIR!

 

i say we do what madmark2 suggested!

[Gibson]

too right. i had one doing burnouts against my rear bumper at traffic lights the other day in the wet. when the lights changed he pulled beside me and i floored it with both rears spinning too make sure he couldnt pass me and get back into the right lane. however my car doesnt stop so well in the wet and he got ahead but had too stop at the next lights

 

so of course.i returned the favour and gentley pressed my vehicle against the back of his tyre and he couldnt pull away because my bumper had squashed his rear tyre just enough that the weight of my car overcame his stupid loittl;e 50 cc engine!

 

i was in King hysterics. i let him go after about a minute or so sat at green lights

[orionmojo]

i had a chavvy w***er on my tail on the way home tonight.

 

swerving behind me, trying to find a way past (35 mph ish, in a 40)

anyway. the bypass came, and i wa behind him. 3rd gear and by fook was i on his arse. i hope i shit the f***er up good and proper. good job he didn't back off

i hate the tossers. they think their brilliant, and when they get off to have a go with their helmets still on- like their ivincible . i showed one with my foot once, his crotch didn't have a helmet

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

too right. i had one doing burnouts against my rear bumper at traffic lights the other day in the wet. when the lights changed he pulled beside me and i floored it with both rears spinning too make sure he couldnt pass me and get back into the right lane. however my car doesnt stop so well in the wet and he got ahead but had too stop at the next lights

 

so of course.i returned the favour and gentley pressed my vehicle against the back of his tyre and he couldnt pull away because my bumper had squashed his rear tyre just enough that the weight of my car overcame his stupid loittl;e 50 cc engine!

 

i was in f*cking hysterics. i let him go after about a minute or so sat at green lights

 

Superb mate, FPMSL

[orionmojo]

 

i was in f*cking hysterics. i let him go after about a minute or so sat at green lights

 

 

AFMSL THAT. is quality stuff

[Gibson]

he obviously noticed my rear bumper is dented as fook on the capper anyway... but still no respect for other peoples property! yea i would have shat myself if it was me cos my car was 8 different colours and raggedy as fook when he did it....

[orionmojo]

he obviously noticed my rear bumper is dented as fook on the capper anyway... but still no respect for other peoples property! yea i would have shat myself if it was me cos my car was 8 different colours and raggedy as fook when he did it....

 

jeepers creepers

[antz]

too right. i had one doing burnouts against my rear bumper at traffic lights the other day in the wet. when the lights changed he pulled beside me and i floored it with both rears spinning too make sure he couldnt pass me and get back into the right lane. however my car doesnt stop so well in the wet and he got ahead but had too stop at the next lights

 

so of course.i returned the favour and gentley pressed my vehicle against the back of his tyre and he couldnt pull away because my bumper had squashed his rear tyre just enough that the weight of my car overcame his stupid loittl;e 50 cc engine!

 

i was in f*cking hysterics. i let him go after about a minute or so sat at green lights

 

WELL DONE GIBSON!!!

 

AND WELL DONE ORIONMOJO!!!!..(sorry i dont know how to quote two objects)

 

[capriclive]

i hate scooter boys as well.

being a bike rider myself, i hate the way they cut up on the inside.

when caught in traffic, if theres enough room, i crawl up on the outside. next minute theres scooters coming up the inside of cars and just cutting in and out as if its their right to do what they want. f****rs.

 

next time you see one coming up the inside get passenger to suddenly open their door.

 

i got a pissed off with one once and got next to him at a roundabout .

wound down my window and said "your mum just called me and said can she have her hairdryer back" little twat stared at me then rode off.

 

i had some chav twat in a clio come straight out at a roundabout in front of me a while ago now. he looked but didnt even slow down. i was in my recovery truck at the time so i swerved at him. bloody missed him didnt i !

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

^^^^ AMEN TO ALL OF THAT ^^^^ YFKT