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Last night at work, chatting amongst ourselves and trying to aleiviate our boredom, we got onto films, more precisely, War films, so what was our favorate Film, the obvious favs were; The great escape, Saving private Ryan, Battle of the river Plate, Sink the Bismark,Battle of Britian, etc etc, One fella seemed not to have anything to say about the films, so he was asked whats you fav, I dont know, so all the obvious films were reeled off at him, No not seen any of those was the answer, what about the Classic "Dam Busters", No, But Ive seen Ghost Busters-----------------Absoloute stunned Silence :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

anymore pin droping moments????

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Jeezus!! what was ths fellas name, Rip Van Bloody Winkle or summat :shock:

A bridge too far

Bridge on the river kwai

Battle of the bulge

Tobruk

Sahara

Dirty dozen

Kellys heroes

633 squadron

In which we serve

Above us the waves

I could go on and on and on and on................... :D

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Ha, must have been a young un Ian...the nearest he´s been to a war film was probably Top Gun!! :D

 

The old DVD collection at homes has.......

 

A bridge too far

 

Battle of Britain

 

633 Sqn

 

Dirty Dozen

 

Kelly´s heroes

 

Private Ryan

 

Eagle has landed

 

Saints & Soldiers

 

The longest day

 

Great Escape

 

Memphis Belle

 

Eye of the needle

 

Where Eagles dare

 

Steiner

 

Das Boot

 

U571

 

 

....... must get Dambusters :D

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Where Eagles Dare is my all time favourite.

 

Black Hawk Down is a great film too.

 

The Longest Day

The Battle Of Britain

The Great Escape

The Dam Busters

 

are runners up.

 

I remember seeing 633 Squadron when I was a kid, and built an Airfix Mosquito the week after. When I watched it a few months ago I thought 'This is pants'....

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Saving Ryan's Private's :mrgreen:

 

Opps i mean th other way around :oops:

 

Shaving private ryan, Black C**k Down, :oops: sorry they are from the personal collection

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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Dirty Dozen

Michael Collins

Bridge Over The River Kwai

The Wind That Shakes The Barley

Letters from Iwo Jima

Ah, too many to list out there.

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No, lets forget Rambo

 

:mrgreen:

 

There's not been an answer to the original post has there? :lol: :lol:

 

haha, no, we all just went off on one about war films!!

 

another cheesy one is Commando!! gotta love bad war films :lol:

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No, lets forget Rambo

 

:mrgreen:

 

There's not been an answer to the original post has there? :lol: :lol:

 

Here's one then........

 

When I was about 18, I went out with my mates and one of them brought a friend along (their name escapes me now). On the way back from the pub in a neighbouring village, we stopped off in the woods to have a fire and a few smokes, as was the custom.

 

So the conversation was kind of usual boy-ish stuff. Women, sex, etc. Then this kid pipes up:

 

"So has anyone else here ever had a wet dream about their mum?"

 

Even with all the leaves on the leaves on the ground, you coulda heard a pin drop :lol:

 

Needless to say, he didn't really hang out with us again. :D

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We have another lad at work who only runs on 9v, asks a question to my mate Kev, Whats the difference between the milk in Blue and Green cartons, Well explains Kev, its milk from Fat cows and thin cows, its the way they feed them, Thanks for that Kev :mrgreen: , Goes home and asks his Mum the same question, and gets a very similar answer!!!!, next night he asks Kev, can you drink Reindeer Milk, of course you can, you can even buy it in Tescos at christmas, this was about a week before Crimbo, Promptly dissapeard only to come back fumung, He had gone over to Tescos and asked for Reindeer milk, and was asked to leave!!!, another time he was had with the Prescription Windscreen he asked somone iabout their new glasses were needed to drive,

He even came out with another one which I probably shouldent repeat, but I will, out of the blue, Ian?? yes mate, you would think the African Nations would clear the board at the Olympics throwing the Javelin, well it come natural to the africans dosent it !!!!!!!!

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Just got to add, about great war films....

 

what about Full Metal Jacket!!! That is fooking awesome!

 

"I am. In a world. Of SHIT!"

 

Classic.

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Lad at my work says to me one day so where are you going for your holidays this year? I replied "costa del backie" (Backie being local slang for the back yard) he then enquires " is that in Spain or Portugal?" :roll::lol:

 

Your work mates sound like mine Ian :lol:

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