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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

 

:lol::lol:

 

the best one was:

 

Chuck norris once had sex in a truck. A bit of his sperm dribbled into the truck cab.

Now the truck goes by the name of Optimus Prime.

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If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister. :lol:

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

and wheres the 'im feeling lucky' bit?

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

 

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

 

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

 

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

 

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

 

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris One Liners

Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds.

 

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

 

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Suggestions:

 

Run, before he finds you

Try a different person

 

:lol:

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Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Burger King and got one.

 

Some people wear Superman pajarma's,Superman wear's Chuck Norris pajarma's

 

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500,without a car

 

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman,over the phone

 

When Chuck Norris want's an egg he crack's open a chicken

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