Copey Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 but i just got told and t'was amusing go on google and type in: find chuck norris and click "i'm feeling lucky"
antz Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
MattD_Capri Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 when Chuck Norris does push ups the world moves down.
Copey Posted February 7, 2008 Author Report Posted February 7, 2008 you need to type in find too!! 'find chuck norris' not just 'chuck norris'!!
sambo Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. the best one was: Chuck norris once had sex in a truck. A bit of his sperm dribbled into the truck cab. Now the truck goes by the name of Optimus Prime.
escortmad79 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Noodles Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Chuck Norris does not read books, books give up their information to him
ratman Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Mrs O/H/C Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. PMSL !!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 go to google and type find weapons of mass destruction and hit I'm feeling lucky.
jimbo Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Mr Sam Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister. and wheres the 'im feeling lucky' bit?
Kieran Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
hotrodholty Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
hotrodholty Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 Chuck Norris One Liners Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
kevmk2 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Suggestions: Run, before he finds you Try a different person
bigglesmk2 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Burger King and got one. Some people wear Superman pajarma's,Superman wear's Chuck Norris pajarma's Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500,without a car Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman,over the phone When Chuck Norris want's an egg he crack's open a chicken
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