Adam Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 Heres mine.. Saturday just gone,was the second day ive had my Cappa' on the road since ive owned it,so I went round my mates to go out for a drive and get a McDonalds.Picture the scene,its a busy high street at about 3pm on a Saturday,we stop at some lights when 4 women dressed in 70s attire make a beeline for my motor,one jumps onto the bonnet-slides off then climbs again all fours on the bonnet with the arse facing the windscreen just for her mate to take a picture! The lights change but I still cant move and a porsche driver behind is getting irritated because he isnt getting any attention BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp!
jed Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 besides possibly denting your bonnet did she have a nice arse
Adam Posted February 11, 2008 Author Report Posted February 11, 2008 besides possibly denting your bonnet did she have a nice arse Bonnet needs a respray so for probably the first time in the history of my cars I wasnt bothered She was a bit old for me,but beggars cant be choosers I would have got pictures but I was so shocked I didnt know what to do!
Mr Sam Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 haha sweet!!! got to say my klaxon horn has given some of the best laughs, went out very late the other night come roaring out a junction and some bird gives me the finger so i sound the horn OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH i think she fell on the floor with laughter
Posse Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 i pissed in a 2litre bottle without spilling it
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 In about 1991 when my everyday car was Project Rotbox I pulled up at some lights on Saturday night/Sunday morning. A taxi was next to me, and this lad was hanging out of the back window pointing up and down the car. I open my window and hear him singing (and doing the actions for) 'Greased Lightning'... I had a chortle. Then the lights changed and I floored it (this was a totally standard 1200 anglia btw) leaving the taxi behind and I hear him shout 'Woooo' in a John Travolta styleee
Posse Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 Did you fill it to the top? no m8 but it warmed my hands up
Smudger105e Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 Did you fill it to the top? no m8 but it warmed my hands up
jimbo Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 Not in my OSF, but in my mate Tim's. We'd been down the pub and were heading back all drunk and getting stoned (not Tim - well maybe just a couple of tokes) singing and laughing to a Johhny Cash song. Tim got caught out by some adverse camber on a double bend. We clipped the kerb, span a couple of times and ended up in a hedge facing the road. Still laughing away, we stayed there for a couple of moments whilst cars went past, then pulled out. As we pulled up at the next set of lights, cop car came alongside, and we all "sobered" up, saying things like "act cool man" & "just look normal guys" not wanting to have to explain smells in the car, etc. So we sat there acting "cool" and "normal". First drop off was me, and only when I got out of the car did I spot the massive clumps of hedge stuck in front and rear bumper. So much for all that acting normal
Toby Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Going back years and not in an OSF either, my sister used to get travel sick really bad. I have Northern relatives and once we were in the car on the motorway our parents had a rule of no stopping. My sister was saying "I feel sick, can we stop etc etc" The parents advised her window was opened A few moments later she through-up in my little sisters potty, she carefully passed it forwards to my dad who threw it out of his window, which was just in front of my sisters open window. She was ABSOLUTELY covered in her own sick. I didn't laugh..... much!! But oooooh!! the smell
mrmoo Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 shot up the m6 at 5800rpms in top, flying past all bmws and mercs by an extra 50mph! got lots of shocked looks the sound of essex v6 through an ashley zaust got their attention though it might have been due to pob having his head out the window making 70s cop car woooo woooo woooo sounds
escortmad79 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Heres mine.. Saturday just gone,was the second day ive had my Cappa' on the road since ive owned it,so I went round my mates to go out for a drive and get a McDonalds.Picture the scene,its a busy high street at about 3pm on a Saturday,we stop at some lights when 4 women dressed in 70s attire make a beeline for my motor,one jumps onto the bonnet-slides off then climbs again all fours on the bonnet with the arse facing the windscreen just for her mate to take a picture! The lights change but I still cant move and a porsche driver behind is getting irritated because he isnt getting any attention BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp! Was she wearing pants? Seriously though if anyone jumped on my bonnet I would've knocked them off!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 But oooooh!! the smell I threw up in the back of my mates Mk1 Escort (Two door). We'd been to a party and were coming home the next day. He insisted on playing Simon and Garfunkel (who I detest with a passion). Almost got home I said 'I'm gonna be sick'.... He slammed on the brakes, but it was too late. There was nowhere for me to go, so I put my hand up to my mouth.... puked.... and plastered the girl sitting next to me..... The first rule of being sick. Never put your hand to your mouth. It goes everywhere!!
H.P.E harry Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 When me and my cousin john were towing my mk2 home afting doing the brakes in his garage we came to a stop at a road and wanted to turn right, when a indian chap was crossing the road. He looked at me, put his hand up to say thanks and carried on walking. Before i could say anything he tripped over the rope and landed flat on his face! I guess the rope was pretty long
aden Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 me and my bruv deano1351 on here went out one sat afternoon and we were on an housing estate where we used to live coz its got some quality roundabouts! anyway we were giving it some sideways round the roundabouts one behind the other, and a load of kids came running over and gave us a round of applause
Josh_gsy Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 I stopped to chat to some mates in a carpark and and one guy who i didnt know who thought he was clever & cool was leaning on against my car trousers half way down his arse with a studded belt on so i asked him nicely to not lean against my car so he 'being clever' sat on my bonnet.. me being annoyed with this booted back in reverse he didnt fall off so i did a Jturn as hard as i could. He fell off and then went limping away! when he went back to his group the guy i knew just luaghed at him and was like deserves you right. he didnt look to chuffed
V8ian Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 There have been a few, several many years ago, one springs to mind, Had a good night out with some mates, chatted up a few girls, arranged to meet two different girls later that evening, The first pair we had arranged to meet in a well known drinking "Spiel" in Peckham, notorious for South london Villans, when me and my pal got there, the first two girls were nowhere to be seen, waited a little, then moved over to plan "B", go and see the other 2 girls we had chated up, Jumped in to Tels car, A hearing aid Beige Scimitar GTE,, Big U turn and headed off to Bromley, New X one way system Tel, my mate said " look at these Cu-ts trying to push me along" so Tel being Tel nailed it, bit sideways here and there, and this car, [Anthercite Mk1 granny] was still up our arse, wrong side of keep left signs, Red lights, the lot were ignored, tel was now thinking we had upset some Villan in the drinking club and was after us, Now Tel can drive well, ex 250F1 kart racer, and specal saloon racer, eventually lost this car in Catford, but must have committed every indiscression in the book to do so, Pulled up outside the next 2 girls house, laughing big time, more in releif than anything else, next thing I knew I was face first in a Privit hedge wearing Handcuffs these gentleman, 5 of them, introduced themselves as the "Flying Squad" Honest, The bloody Sweeny!!!!!!!! we assume watching thie club for suspicious people, obviously we fitted the bill, The Driver got out of the car, and was how shall we say, Not best pleased with us, no not me, Tel!!!!!!!, every other word was indispaced with the F word, and it went something like, "What the F do you think you were F doing, My F wheels havent touched the F ground since F New X, Ive just been on a F driving course at F Hendon, I came F first in this and that," this went on for what seem like hours and was a real tirade getting faster and the copper was getting redder and redder, dont think I have ever seen anyone so angry, the other 4 coppers were standing agog at this, and eventually started laughing , We got away with a good telling off, but to top it, after all the comotion the two girls would not let us in to their flat
awesome Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 When i was 20 over 30 years ago now i had a Mk2 Cortina as was doing 70 in a 30 and the copper stopped me and said who dose sir think he is Nigel Mansell ............. Them were the days when coppers had a sense of humour and he let me off just said slow done a bit
flyingbanana Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 When me and my cousin john were towing my mk2 home afting doing the brakes in his garage we came to a stop at a road and wanted to turn right, when a indian chap was crossing the road. He looked at me, put his hand up to say thanks and carried on walking. Before i could say anything he tripped over the rope and landed flat on his face! I guess the rope was pretty long i had the same thing while towing a mate.....i started to pull out the junction has the rope got tighter all i saw was this head heading towards the floor from the side mirror...me and my mate were just laughing , he didnt even see the rope
X-pack-Glyn Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Racing another capri up marlow hill, high wycombe years ago, changed from second to third and the gearstick came off in my hand worked at a hotel years ago, girlfriend picked me up in my 1380 mini, she didnt see the speedbump that would make a 4x4 owner think twice then WHAM- ting ting ting, headlamp fell out, boot fell open and rear bumper came off, later found terminal damage to Hi-Lo suspension, drove it home with the headlamp dangling on the wires, laughed my arse off at the time. exiting bridge street carpark back in the day in a midnight blue 2 door mk2, got it very very wrong not 50 yards from a copper, drove off taking the height barrier up the road with me. 3 litre capri going at 70-ish, fuel feed to the carb decides to come off, lost a gallon over the engine.
X-pack-Glyn Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 But oooooh!! the smell I threw up in the back of my mates Mk1 Escort (Two door). We'd been to a party and were coming home the next day. He insisted on playing Simon and Garfunkel (who I detest with a passion). Almost got home I said 'I'm gonna be sick'.... He slammed on the brakes, but it was too late. There was nowhere for me to go, so I put my hand up to my mouth.... puked.... and plastered the girl sitting next to me..... The first rule of being sick. Never put your hand to your mouth. It goes everywhere!! LMAO, my mate had big bass system in his 405 Mi16, i asked him to turn it up on the trip back from the club, felt it coming looking for the leccy window switch...too late...filled his door pocket right up
accord83 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 In the early 80's I attended an rta, came across the local Methodist minister's son sat on the grass verge holding a warning triangle, uninjured but a bit shocked, further down the road was his Mk1 Escort on its roof. He said he had swerved to avoid a rabbit which was sat in the middle of the road, he hit a rock in the verge, and rolled over. I walked towards his car and found a trail of rabbit guts and fur leading up to his roof. Damn good shot, but it totalled a very nice 1300e. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Shakey.
bronze4door Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 i was jn my way back ooop nprth from a race meet in my mk1 it was a hot day so all the windows were open my frind toe had his hand out of the window trying to get all the truckers to blow their horns as we were going past my friend scott in the back had a chocolate milkshake which he gave to toe in the front who took the top off and threw it out of the window and all the milkshake went striaght in the back window all over scott, it was all down the side of the car and the inside of the back window but must all the rest of the interior bits another time going to another national they were screaming out of the windows at people and we were laughing so much i nearly missed a bend in the road
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