Burns Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 only got one house next to ours, an older couple, they're alright, don't really have much to do with them bloody yappy dog when i work on the car though
sab6024 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 sounds like an eventful neighbourhood Sab! Pretty eventful and the entertainment value is there. What I don't know about what the locals get up to ain't worth knowing
Stu_B Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 No one parks across my drive anymore... theres a house full of poles up the road & they left a car across my drive (not completely blocking it) for about a week! I phoned the police but nothing happened so I crashed into it in my rover then later on the police came with the AA and moved it . about a week later another pole left a vectra there... so I crashed into that too
Pipster007 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 Stand at my gate and smile at everyone all the time!! try waving randomly at people you dont even know the looks on their faces is priceless yes, i used to drive past pedestrains waving franticly and tooting... the ex thought i was nuts.... i think i am, but most of the the time they wave back then think "who the hell was that?" Just stand in the middle of the High Street looking up at the sky. Just wait to see how many passing pedestrians look upwards too
Guest cortinamad-gonetoo Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 my neighbours were Apple Pies but now have new neighbours at both sides its nice having normal people next door
blower Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 i used to live in a flat the doris next door moved a guy in , real evil 1 the police raided him , found him huddled in the corner in the attic , he was on the run they took bags of videos , of him and the dog doing unspeakable things to her in the months he lived there , he slashed some 1 , threatened a few , and put my windscreen through 1 night he followed a mate home in his car , he kept a small distance behind him with no lights on , proper loon he was glad to see the back of him
Anglia68 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 On the whole my neighbours are ok but mostly I keep myself to myself as I'm an ignorant b*st*rd at the best of times. There used to be a f*ckin annoying pair of Yorkies that would run free all day and come and yap at me when I was working outside.They soon f*cked off when I struck up the mig.
Noodles Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 Stand at my gate and smile at everyone all the time!! try waving randomly at people you dont even know the looks on their faces is priceless yes, i used to drive past pedestrains waving franticly and tooting... the ex thought i was nuts.... i think i am, but most of the the time they wave back then think "who the hell was that?" Just stand in the middle of the High Street looking up at the sky. Just wait to see how many passing pedestrians look upwards too Love that game used to do it a bluewater walk along just clock someone then look up quickly, the amount people that stop top looking at nothing
MK2Ed Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 I hate neighbours The ones opposite are OK though...
bronze4door Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 my nieghbours are ok ut the guy across the road is a nutter he is asian and lives with his mother looking after her, i came home one night and he was telling me he had just been threatened by a drunk person on the park, that would happen when you go feeding birds after 11pm i see him going over there everynight he also put an advert in our local paper shop saying WHIITE doris WANTED
flyingbanana Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 got some pols across the road ...talk about being noisy fookers,always looking out the window and twitching the curtains .....ive gave them a few verbals before ...esp after they tried to cause problems after going to the council... next door to me got a couple that are always shouting and having the police around 2 weeks ago thier was a doris standing half naked in the road some one smashed a window then started throwing all their stuff out of the window seen plenty of action down my road before over the years so yes i do have some loopy neighbors
Chris! Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 my neighbors dont do anythin the ones near our holiday home are mental though lol they right massive 3 foot high words on there garage door
FredTransit Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 Some of our neighbours are good, some bad. The one across who didn't like us parking outside his house (they didn't have a car at all) was evicted before Christmas, and the new people are OK, don't mind us parking as long as we give him room for his car. Last year we did have a stabbing and a shooting in the street though....
Twinkle Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 my neighbours are ok one has a mk1 capri and the other has nice titties
X-pack-Glyn Posted March 6, 2008 Author Report Posted March 6, 2008 my neighbours are ok one has a mk1 capri and the other has nice titties Hmmmmm capri or tits, capri or tits?
3litrepete Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 An old boy round the corner from me decided that everybody was speeding on the main road outside his house so he made a 30mph board & spent 8 hours a day walking along the road waving it at people, eventually the police told him to stop or he'd be arrested for breach of the peace, He then campaigned for speed bumps, when I told him that the bumps would not work & that my Capri would have trouble getting over them, he said that "unfortunately you're in a minority & would have to suffer", He got his way, We got cushions, I have to wait for gaps so I can drive in the middle of the road, He moans that the cushions don't slow people down, He also said that 4x4's shouldn't be used on urban roads so I bought a Shogun LWB complete with bull bar ( He moaned about that so I decided to leave it on ) & now has a Superwinch on it. He's now taken up Bowls
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