X-pack-Glyn Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 We have this doris that randomly knocks one the door every week and is nearly deaf and its like "HELLO" and shes screaming at you "WOULD YOU LIKE THIS CABBAGE,I BROUGHT IT AND DONT WANT IT NOW" then she goes off into a tangent screaming her life story at you, its a bloody nightmare...
sab6024 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 I know of a neighbour of one of my clients who went a bit loopy and kept coming around with wierd problems
Smudger105e Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Is that neighbour not normal then? Can't wait till I'm older (if that's possible) and I can do things like that. Stand at my gate and smile at everyone all the time!!
surfingturnip Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Is that neighbour not normal then? Can't wait till I'm older (if that's possible) and I can do things like that. Stand at my gate and smile at everyone all the time!! try waving randomly at people you dont even know the looks on their faces is priceless
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 try waving randomly at people you dont even know the looks on their faces is priceless I find that walking down the street smiling to myself or laughing has the same effect.
X-pack-Glyn Posted March 4, 2008 Author Report Posted March 4, 2008 Is that neighbour not normal then? Can't wait till I'm older (if that's possible) and I can do things like that. Stand at my gate and smile at everyone all the time!! try waving randomly at people you dont even know the looks on their faces is priceless yes, i used to drive past pedestrains waving franticly and tooting... the ex thought i was nuts.... i think i am, but most of the the time they wave back then think "who the hell was that?"
hotrodholty Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 the girl who lives underneath my birds flat is the local bike, nothing quite like gettin woke up at 3am to the sound of a slut gettin railed all round her bedroom. and for some reason she feels the need to get up the next day early to hoover her flat with what sounds like a v8 powered vacume with open headers with her radio on full tilt
Copey Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 people next door to us are very odd, they have lived in the house for about 8 or 9 years, and in that time they have knocked down a wall/flower bed in the back garden and left most the rubble, painted the shed a horrible blue colour but left the window frames and door brown, they let the grass grow to about a foot long then complain that the lawn mower is cr@p when it wont cut the grass, to gutters are blocked and a door fell out this little conservatry thing and they borded it up with a bit of wood (our bit of wood) and that was about 3 months ago and its still the same, they have taken a lot of the carpet up but not replaced it, so its just bare flood boards whenever they see an ant the doris goes crazy with ant powder, both front and back gardens end up totally white oh and her husband sits in a tree playin his guitar and singing we call the the beverly hill billies...
escortmad79 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 oh and her husband sits in a tree playin his guitar and singing we call the the beverly hill billies...
Lukey Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 One of my neighbours starts his day at 11 o'clock at night, banging fooking kithen cupboards and stuff. so I tend to 'clear' the exhaust out whenever I see him. The other is cool, works away all week so he lets me use his drive!
davreeve Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 One side is fine ,they are normal and we get on well.I,m not allowed near the chap the other side and the same for him as we have had several disagreements in the past ending in punch ups (usually due to exhaust noise .3-2 to me is the current score)
Stu_B Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 the girl who lives underneath my birds flat is the local bike, nothing quite like gettin woke up at 3am to the sound of a slut gettin railed all round her bedroom. and for some reason she feels the need to get up the next day early to hoover her flat with what sounds like a v8 powered vacume with open headers with her radio on full tilt It's probably not her hoover mate!! I have a neighbour whos mad about parking spaces!! I had to leave my car outside her house last night cos there was no space on my drive... she was waiting out there this morning to give me a bollocking!!
antz Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 the girl who lives underneath my birds flat is the local bike, nothing quite like gettin woke up at 3am to the sound of a slut gettin railed all round her bedroom. and for some reason she feels the need to get up the next day early to hoover her flat with what sounds like a v8 powered vacume with open headers thats probably just her mouth sucking or a giant 'love puff'
Noodles Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 the girl who lives underneath my birds flat is the local bike, nothing quite like gettin woke up at 3am to the sound of a slut gettin railed all round her bedroom. and for some reason she feels the need to get up the next day early to hoover her flat with what sounds like a v8 powered vacume with open headers with her radio on full tilt It's probably not her hoover mate!! I have a neighbour whos mad about parking spaces!! I had to leave my car outside her house last night cos there was no space on my drive... she was waiting out there this morning to give me a bollocking!! I fell out with my neighbour about parking, both husband and wife drive bloody 4x4s and both cant park for shit they both park on the pavement and when ever their just 'popping in home' they abanden their cars at the bottom of the drive stopping me from parking on the front of my house their whole family do it they all park half on the pavement. One day I saw him down at halfords he parked fully on the pavement next to the entrance, probably the most off roading the car will do driving up a kerb
bigglesmk2 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Mine's just a nosey fooker,know's everybody else's business and tell's me all about it,i only went out to change a wheel on my car the other day,took me an hour an half coz of him yapping and distracting me. Sometime's tell's me stuff i didnt ever want to know,the kinda stuff that give's ya knightmare's and make's ya want to cry
antz Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 my next door neightbours have a 4 car driveway and have 3 cars and always park on the road. their friends park on the road/pavement and stop the bus getting trhough and soemtimes pedestrians... so whenever i walk past and theres a car on the pavement i brace my arm and give their mirror a whack...serves the fookers right
mk1super Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Ive one wakes me up early almost every sunday morning without fail. Using power tools such as circular saws etc, i like my sleep alot so as you can imagine iam a tad irate by now, iam very tempted to use said saw to give him a middle parting, ive went from not really liking him to having very evil thoughts on how i'd like to slowly torture him to death using his own power tools Now iam not a grass but...........he is Dole mole says he has a bad back claims all sorts of benifits, (works on sly too i think) but yet is fit enough to lug huge plaster board squares into his house.
bigglesmk2 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Ive one wakes me up early almost every sunday morning without fail. Using power tools such as circular saws etc, i like my sleep alot so as you can imagine iam a tad irate by now, iam very tempted to use said saw to give him a middle parting, ive went from not really liking him to having very evil thoughts on how i'd like to slowly torture him to death using his own power tools Now iam not a grass but...........he is Dole mole says he has a bad back claims all sorts of benifits, (works on sly too i think) but yet is fit enough to lug huge plaster board squares into his house. What torture him now,
bmxdave Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 We have a pervert peeping tom. I find it really annoying. It pisses me off so much. He stops at the end of your drive and stares into your house pretending to be walking his dog. His dog is trying to drag him along but he still stays. One time i caught him looking into ours and went out and gave him a load of abuse. Now he scurries past quickly. My Dad said thanks, hes been wanting to do that for ages but my mum wouldnt let him
X-pack-Glyn Posted March 4, 2008 Author Report Posted March 4, 2008 Well, get this, this actually happened to a bloke i know in his late 50s... his nieghbour (house that backed on to him) had been nicked for arson and when the police searched his house found a video camera set to look on my mates daughters bedroom, disturbing eh, even more disturbing was he had walls and walls of videos with dates on going back to when she was a young girl, all in all i believe he had recorded nearly every movement in the room for 13 years from what they could make out his daughter is still getting over being told, and now has the curtains closed in the house permanantly.
Supercharged Nat Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Glyn, thats when the guy deserves a good kicking, dont get me worng, im not a particulary violent person, but people like that make my blood boil, i would have broken every bone in his pathetic body King disgusting bastards on a lighter note, one of my neighbours is cool, lets us use his drive when ever hes not there etc... the other, shes just stupid, loud music and terrible singing at all hours (shes retired). when ever she has company the park outside our house making it hard to get in and out of our driveway (she has a 4 car drive with just heres on it). then the people who moved in next to here park all over the bloody place, there drive never has a car on it, yet the have 3 - vehicles parked out on the road, the green across the road and outside other peoples houses... idiots.
sab6024 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 My dad's next door neighbour has a habit of flashing He used to stand in his back garden naked looking up to my bedroom window. He stopped doing it to me when I shouted out and laughed at the size of his little man He flashed to one of my friends from his window and she was quite upset about it so her dad went round and pulled him out the house. He spread the guy over the front of his car, breaking his jaw and knocking all but one of his teeth out The copper's who came to arrest my mates dad shook him by the hand but said they still had to arrest him And the neighbour on the other side grows the happy cabbage so they're always with the fairies Oh and her husband got done for armed robbery about a week after they moved in
Copey Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 sounds like an eventful neighbourhood Sab! we always seem to get cars parked outside our house too, people next door spent ages gettin ther driveway re-done, so 2 cars one either side of our drive, made it damn hard to get in and out the drive, and then the people doin the drive decided to cut up paving stones 2 meters away from the capper got covered in shite so naturally i layed into them and asked why they didnt bother to knock on the door and ask me to move the car, or at lest why they didnt cut the stones up AWAY from the car, naturally nextdoor got a bill shoved through the door for a full wax/polish and valet costin £50
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