m1c Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 i mean cmon.... imagine it spoken in a 'Bill and Ted' or 'Dude wheres my car' manner.... dude, that bush just talked..... no way man.... yea man it did..... shit man its burning.... oh man this is goooooood shit..... dude stop flickin hot rocks at me, its like its raining the fookers...... shit man i cut myself and it went in my drink...... wooooow man theres insects everywhere, check out all these flies an gnats an shit, man we need some froooooogs BRING OUT THE FROGS dude! man its dark here.... dude, that stick turned into a snake..... no way dude...... sweeeeet..... what would be the modern equivalant of the bible? People didnt doubt the fact that someone managed to feed 5 fish and 2 loafs on a hillside to thousands of people (again, probably potheads exagerating). If i wrote a book claiming to have fed Wembley Stadium on 5 pizzas and 2 kebabs people would think im mad. but they get away with it years ago? na, im not buying it. religion sucks. got to be the biggest con EVER. any religion. in my opinion anyway.
mk3cokebottle Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 i deffo agree , the bible is one big story book that was written by an obsessed bloke called jesus !, then over time just re-written by people who fancied a change every so often in there country , you know added a few more gods or changed a couple of bits to make it more fun . i bet the bloke was worth a mint when it was written , the bible must have been the most successful product ever known to man surely look how rich the church is its a shame that rudyard kiplings books didnt take off that well they had some wicked story's
morcheen Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 and the church still has so much say in how we live our lives today! all from a made up load of rubbish. and people who change from one religion to another,what's that all about then? just goes to proove they know it's all rubbish but changing to fit in at work or something.tony blair did it and the bbc's adrian chiles did it too.how wrong. how many people do you know who claim to be very religious but are proper crooks,loads.ban it from all schools too.
5hane Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 ban it from all schools too. nooo ... doss of the week
baz105e Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 im with you too it distracts people from REAL life and blurrs thier eyes with bullshit. i feel very strongly that religion is evil (look @ the muslims) they all do it for thier religion(blow em selfs up n shit)and catholics and protestants in ireland. i know its calmed down a bit now but fook me isnt it obvious that religion is to blame for more trouble than its worth
Fishtailparka Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 People read newspapers and think it is true. Now that is crazy!
m1c Posted August 10, 2008 Author Report Posted August 10, 2008 in a discussion with a boss at work last week he said its cos some people want something to believe in. i told him i believe that if i work for the next 40 years, pay my bills and raise my family the best i can and generally get on in life, thats enough to keep me busy for a lifetime. what the fook difference would it make to my life if i start 'believing' in an imaginary person who neither exists now - if he ever did? cmon, behave
Copey Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 reminds me of a quote i once read: "war over religion, basically grown men fighting over who has the better imaginary friend"
m1c Posted August 10, 2008 Author Report Posted August 10, 2008 optimus prime wasnt a fire engine... who says god is a man?
countrybumpkin Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 i got a A* for RE at school i know i'm not prowed of it lol, anyway my exam essay was basicly how god is suposed to of said that you shouldnt worship false idols so the worship of jesus would be agaist the rules of god. but yeah i think the bible is just a colection of foke tails this has to e the best bible quote ever from red dward Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.
Retro-gone. Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 I tried reading this last night but i was way too stoned
bortaf Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 Religion is a good thing, organised religion is very very very BAD! When it's organised there's is allways some fooker in charge who twists peoples beleifs to serve his/her own ends, thats where the troubles start
FredTransit Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 i agree with all of the points in this, religion is responsible for wars, and the day somebody comes back from the dead and says that they met god, and there is a heaven I will believe. The problem with all religions is that human kind will take bits of it selectively and twist it for their own use/comfort/power.
bmxdave Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 Have a look at the 2012 stuff on youtube and other simlar things about religeon. It explains that jesus is based around numbers and planets and the winter solstice. The bible was written by monks who kept hidden away and studied the planets so i can fullwell believe it.
FredTransit Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 I am impressed, it does all fit when it's put like that. Shame that so many people have taken this to be the only belief, and better than any body else's, and be prepared to fight a way about it. Also, if this thread's title had the word 'Koran' in it, I don't know haow much longer this forum would be here!
bmxdave Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 theres about 12 bits to that film. Its a piece from the zeitgeist. It goes on to explain every single little detail and arguement. If ever youve got a couple of hours spare id recomend watching it. Along with the 21st Deemeber 2012 theories too. I gaurantee you WILL look at the whole world in a differnt view after watchign them. Theres moneymasters too and a whole shitload of interesting stuff like that. It makes you angry about the world but then you realise, theres nothing you can do about it. we are under control and trapped in the system, and theres no way out.
MK2Ed Posted August 12, 2008 Report Posted August 12, 2008 religion is responsible for wars. 'Tribalism' is the underlying cause of fighting/wars - that's why you will never stop it. Man is fundamentally tribal. Religion is just a distraction or excuse or secondary.
FredTransit Posted August 12, 2008 Report Posted August 12, 2008 Religion is a form of tribalism. Even the most primitive of tribes believed in one form of god or another, even if it was only the sun. What about the Crusades? And 'the Troubles' in Northern Ireland? Let's not forget the Middle East......
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