RFChris Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 Just follow this simple recipe... 1) Insist on driving..... 2) Follow her directions, get lost, shout at each other... 3) Drive down national speed limit country lane 4) Grossly underestimate the severity of up-coming hump-back bridge... 5) Proceed to fling slightly tired 1997 Ford Escort through the air... 6) Land with enough force to bounce the bootful of Cosstco purchases all over the place. 7) Finally, stop car, get out, giggle at the now paint-free front bumper. 8 ) Shrug off actions, drive home. By this point you're girlie should be quite willing to have you murdered. Here's the newly modified bumper.... Chris...whos never driving down that road again!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 I'm suprised a jump over a hump back bridge wasn't enough to enduce labour...
RFChris Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Posted December 3, 2006 Well, thats what we were going for tbh.....we just weren;t anticipating a dukes of hazzard stylee leap!
Mr Sam Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 oh dear,i sujest you cook dinner tonight
RFChris Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Posted December 3, 2006 What road was that on Chris? One of those silly little back roads between Clevedon and Yatton....never been down there before. Did kill my 420Gsi by flying through Barrow Gurney though!
Ratters Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 What road was that on Chris? One of those silly little back roads between Clevedon and Yatton....never been down there before. Did kill my 420Gsi by flying through Barrow Gurney though! Going from the Weston Road into Barrow Gurney right?
RFChris Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Posted December 3, 2006 Yeah, it links the A370 and the A38......gooood for jumping, baaaaaad for Rover sumps!
Smudger105e Posted December 3, 2006 Report Posted December 3, 2006 To try to induce Burns we... no, wouldn't embarrass him, but she was up a ladder painting the ceiling on D Day -2!!
4parajon Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 When my last one was due the missus told me to drive down this road with loads of massive speed bumps, which worked a treat, what was'nt clever though was having to stop off at the petrol station to fill up on the way to the hospital she still has'nt forgiven me for that one!!!
BIGKEV Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 You Bad man - lol nothing worked for me and I tried everything I promise lol
mk1super Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Mate have you got the horn that plays dixie? Seriously though glad you the missus and bump are all ok.
Slik 50 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Mrs. Slik went 2 weeks over with the first one and had to be taken in to be induced. As I was leaving the maternity ward I asked the midwife "When would the wife be likely to go into labour" "Normally 24- 48 hours" She replied. Nice one I thought, One last night of freedom I soon got home and got properly plasterd with some close freinds, then ended going to bed at about 3:30. 4:00 in the morning I was awoken by one of me mates saying that Mrs. Slik has gone into labour, So I orderd a cab, had a wash then rushed to the hospital half p*ssed. The wife only spent the next 23 hours in labour I dont know who was more tied at the end of it all me, or her
mk2_escort_chick Posted December 4, 2006 Report Posted December 4, 2006 Worth it though I guess?! 23 hours is quite some time. A girl who was in my class has had her bubba- only 17 and she was in labour for 21 hours or so. Sod that!!! I'll stick to my cars
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