dawesy1700 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 well, i was changing the dizzy cap on my bmw at dinner time, pulled the coil lead off the cap and.....snap.....the thing was rotten, hasn't been touched for years, sooo, with a little help from a few tools and sum lecy tape, its actually running better than it was, , anyway, after feeling very chuffed with myself for such a quick job, i flashed it up, let it run as i got my cheese sarny out my bait box, went to take a bite, and thought, "that coil lead looks loose, ill just give it a push.......ZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!! all the electricity in my fooking car shot up my arm, made me shout and made my other arm shake around like a spaz, resulting in the grated cheese from my sarny being hurled all over my engine bay and windscreen! so im now sat with a tingly arm and an empty stomach, , but at least the car works. i can hear it laughing at me, , bloody german,
Andrade Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 hahahahah nice story, and nice conversion! i heard people who run diesels on chip oil, but never an engine that runs on cheese
dawesy1700 Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Posted September 10, 2009 hahahahah nice story, and nice conversion! i heard people who run diesels on chip oil, but never an engine that runs on cheese hahahaha, , more cheese please mr, haha
Andrade Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 Maybe in a few years we will se an article about a hybrid dairy petrol engine. sounds very eco friendly to me, will help a lot in marketing. Toyota, here we come!
Admin Vista Posted September 10, 2009 Admin Report Posted September 10, 2009 i can hear it laughing at me, , bloody german, Can you hear me laughing at you too?
Copey Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 hahahaha, sorry, but you have just got to laugh at that
MrsSmokeEm Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 Classic, not just the car laughing at you
RossMK2 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 shouldnt of had grated it wouldnt of made as much mess
Retro-gone. Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 me and a mate once put a dead fish (that already started stinking) on another mates camcover , fook me it stunk when it got hot
FredTransit Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 That's quality! Here's me thinking 'cheese' was a euphemism for something else, and this would have to be moved to the adult room!
Savvi Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 Quality ................ made my day hearing that............ Sorry It also reminded me of when i was at college, we had a lad who always knew everything (you know the sort) so we wired the king lead on the test rig to his trousers when he was testing the engine he turned the key and gave himself a shock, he couldn't even manage to turn it back off as he was shaking about so much ............... the teacher had to do it hence we all got detention the next lunch time .............. it was worth it though.
bortaf Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 That's quality! Here's me thinking 'cheese' was a euphemism for something else, and this would have to be moved to the adult room! i was thinking the same i though hallo somone REALLY likes thier new engine
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