Weird Dreams...

[BIGKEV]

Whats your weirdest dream that you had and can remember.

 

I usually cant remember mine at all but I do talk a lot in my sleep as Em keeps telling me

 

Quite Embarassing really as Last night I was shouting out at the top of my voice

 

 

" Camel Toe"

Fook knows why

 

 

LOL

 

 

[Twinkle]

fpmsl you been smokin again havent you kev

[atomic punk]

I always have wierd dreams but mostly cannot remember them - but I have been known to have full conversations in my sleep - I've agreed to many things while asleep....

 

Probably the most vivid one I had was jumping off a wall and ending up with my shins poking through my shoulders.....

[hermybee]

oi oi twink have u ever dreamt your car was finished?

[BIGKEV]

oi oi twink have u ever dreamt your car was finished?

We all have that dream - but by then they will have flying cars and self drying clothes or have I been watching too much back to the future

[Posse]

most of mine are wet ones

[Twinkle]

oi oi twink have u ever dreamt your car was finished?

 

cheeky sod, its gettin there but my excuse is its a continual development

[BIGKEV]

Its a good excuse lee

 

 

Might use that one myself

 

 

 

[Twinkle]

got to be alittle inventive at times

[RedexRob]

most of mine are wet ones

 

 

I once dreamed that I "entertained" Liz Hurley , Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie all together , the kind of dream that you would gladly pay money for !!

[escort21]

My worst dream was.......wait for it .........shagging a talking hairy wet dog, yes an actual dog, in an airport while people watched throuh a plate glass window.................. , had another odd one featuring a certain carry on character.....won't go into that though

[Mk2Jo]

My worst dream was.......wait for it .........shagging a talking hairy wet dog, yes an actual dog, in an airport while people watched throuh a plate glass window..................

 

FPMSL .... oh dear .... you really should NOT have told us that one lol

[james1700]

your all foojing nutters, im in tears here

 

apparently i do talk in my sleep and chew oh and grind my teeth

 

i hardly ever remember my dreams but i did wake up a few weeks ago and went into work convinced that the previous day i had crashed a customers car in out compound my work mates soon assured me i hadnt

[BIGKEV]

My worst dream was.......wait for it .........shagging a talking hairy wet dog, yes an actual dog, in an airport while people watched throuh a plate glass window.................. , had another odd one featuring a certain carry on character.....won't go into that though

 

You know sometimes when you think to yourself .... No I wont say that that would be wrong

 

 

Well you missed your oppurtunity escort21

 

LMAO PMSL

 

 

Spot on

[escortmad79]

Whats your weirdest dream that you had and can remember.

 

I usually cant remember mine at all but I do talk a lot in my sleep as Em keeps telling me

 

Quite Embarassing really as Last night I was shouting out at the top of my voice

 

 

" Camel Toe"

Fook knows why

 

 

LOL

 

 

Ya freak!

 

Ex g/f used to scream F*CK OFF during her sleep, she once told her son to f*ck off in her sleep when I was with her, shouted f*ck off when she was on her own one night & told the father of her kids to f*ck off when they were still together!

[BIGKEV]

bttt

 

lol

[Jelly]

My worst dream was.......wait for it .........shagging a talking hairy wet dog, yes an actual dog, in an airport while people watched throuh a plate glass window.................. , had another odd one featuring a certain carry on character.....won't go into that though

 

Mate you should ring up one of those dream translation hotlines and see what they say!

 

 

 

Also beastiality in a public place with an intelligent (albeit wet) dog is perfectly acceptable, but when it's a dream about a kinky film you "won't go into that"

 

[Gareth]

Well done m8, this post i funny

 

My weirdest was a recurring one....

 

I dreamt I was on holiday wit my folks, we went to a hilly village in the country.

We had a crash and the car got pushed into a dry stone wall.

My Dad and me went into a shop that was empty and asked about 2 devils

(a red and a blue one) that were sat on clouds above the village arguing

with each other.

 

Then we were at a lake askin to old dears wit their bikes about them, they

fell into the lake, their bones floated to the surface, then their corpses came outts the lake towards us speakin in somethin like latin.

 

I had the same dream twice 5 YEARS APART and woke up at the same point each time

[emu]

only one that really sticks in my head was a strange dream about two robots racing each other round the local one-way system.....on roller skates!! the red one won.

[Twinkle]

only one that really sticks in my head was a strange dream about two robots racing each other round the local one-way system.....on roller skates!! the red one won.

 

 

the red one always wins because he is a cheating little shite

[Gareth]

Red vs. Blue

 

Watch the red one, I've heard he tightens up the wheels

on the blue one skates

[emu]

the red one always wins because he is a cheating little shite

 

not cheating, just superior technique.

[Burns]

my worse was walking down a street in brighton (i was born in that street but moved when i was only weeks old) and everyone kept tweaking my cheeks until they ripped my skin off

 

it was alright tho, Freddy Murcury came and did a one man band in the middle of the street, that made me feel better

[Messenjah]

the only dream ive ever remembered was of my m8 cycling down a road it was just like a real life situation he was just cycling down the road and a bus came up behind him it beeped twice and then ran him over

 

i told him about the dream and when he was cycling about a week later a bus camer up behind him and beeped twice and he got teh f00k off the road lol

 

 

 

so if i ever have a dream involving any of you ill be sure to tell you because i think it saved his life

 

but i talk a hell of alot in my sleep have entire cvonversations with myself and when i was on holiday i was apparently dreaming about doing the paris dakar

[Dom]

I talk in my sleep, also when i'm really tired and im drifting off someone will ask me something and they'll get a strange reply. My ex-gf once asked me if I was going to see her grandparents with her family at the weekend and she got "nahhhhhhhh the lawnmower"

 

I once dreamed that I ate a giant marshmellow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone