Northeners

[BIG G]

I have lived ooooooop north for 4 hours now so am i a northener or what..

ps I like pork pies and broooown ale

pss the Pigeons, Whippet and track suit are on order

[Monkfish]

Not until you've graduated to meat and potato pies, and corned beef hash.

[Trevmk3]

have you made a comment about those southerners from Birmingham yet?

have you had chips and gravy?

[mk1mexico]

And start drinking Lager rather than Shandy

[antz]

arent you in wales? wales aint north!

 

then again so a southerner, anything about watford gap is north....

[lotusless]

but he's in north wales so it must be north have you tried

deep fried mars bars yet? or is it deep fried leeks

[Vista]

arent you in wales? wales aint north!

 

then again so a southerner, anything about watford gap is north....

 

K'in ell Antz, Watford is well North and up your way is absolutely polar, as far as I'm concerned anything North of Somerset should need to show passports at the Devon border

 

[BIG G]

no but tonight the chinese had vegitables in it WTF

[Trevmk3]

oh yeah and its called a "cob" not a "roll" unless your up manchester way then its "barm" or doncaster its "bread cake"

[over_head_cam]

The fookin North Circular is North

[lotusless]

no phil croydon is north

[GT_lenny]

oh yeah and its called a "cob" not a "roll" unless your up manchester way then its "barm" or doncaster its "bread cake"

 

bloody hell trev next it'll be right and wrong side o t'pennines

[Trevmk3]

dont get me started Lenny, i live in a small town

 

i get confused when i go down south and want a sausage cob but on the list they only have sausage roll, sausage rolls have pastry on them not bread

[Fiesta Steve]

dont get me started Lenny, i live in a small town

 

i get confused when i go down south and want a sausage cob but on the list they only have sausage roll, sausage rolls have pastry on them not bread

 

Do you mean a dog

[Trevmk3]

nah they are the things that go woof, im on about the things you eat

[Fiesta Steve]

nah they are the things that go woof, im on about the things you eat

 

We call them dog rolls down here and depending on where you go they may have gone woof at some point

[Trevmk3]

i always have to say "buttie" but even then it sometimes falls short of where they can understand, probably doesnt help when they ask if i want sauce and i say "bit brown berate" which means "a little bit of brown sauce will be fine thanks"

[Fiesta Steve]

i always have to say "buttie" but even then it sometimes falls short of where they can understand, probably doesnt help when they ask if i want sauce and i say "bit brown berate" which means "a little bit of brown sauce will be fine thanks"

 

Buttie !! Thats a northern saying, my dad used to call em that, he's from up north, South London

[ox]

i work with a northern monkey parentley hot pork pies are all the rage up their lets know wot they like

[chrisd]

theyts ad nowt till yerv ad yer gob round an bacon an cheese oatcake

[Pipster007]

Gordy.........You don't even qualify for being Northern. You now live in WALES so that makes you a Taffy

 

 

 

PS anything north of the THAMES is north

[mk2 escy ron]

^^^^^ but i live north london but am still a southerner according to the northeners

[4parajon]

Your first proper northern initiation test has to be going in a chippy and asking for pudding, peas and gravy...........and then eating it.

If you succeed in this first test my young skywalker you are truly on the road to self enlightenment and all things northern

[immingham]

Your first proper northern initiation test has to be going in a chippy and asking for pudding, peas and gravy...........and then eating it.

If you succeed in this first test my young skywalker you are truly on the road to self enlightenment and all things northern

You forgot the BARM , a chippy tea has to have a barm with it

[SmokeEm]

Fook knows what you lot are on about, it's all foreign shite - as said, anything north of the Thames is North. End of!