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Posted

you cant hate it that much if your thinking about it this early

 

real men forget till the day before :tongue:

 

then get just any old card and sod the words lol

 

just dont do the cardinal sin and get your secretary to get it, thats spotted a mile off as its then obvious its picked for the words and you didnt buy it, thats when valentines day becomes divorce day

Posted

jeees had me worried I thought id missed it for a second!

 

whenever I hear about valentines day all I think about is....

 

Roses are red,

 

My name is Dave,

 

This poem makes no sense,

 

Microwave

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jeees had me worried I thought id missed it for a second!

 

whenever I hear about valentines day all I think about is....

 

Roses are red,

 

My name is Dave,

 

This poem makes no sense,

 

Microwave

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one don't

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Well... it is the day, I went to the lawyer to I ask for a divorce from my previous wife. I would never forget.

 

Something to celebrate, hell yess.

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