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Come on folks, we' ve all seen them, I'll wager some of the older folks on here even carried them out back in the day!

 

Post up pics of the worst horrors you've seen. I'll open with this shot I came across on the internet today!

 

I've heard of classic cars needing restoration of wood trim, but never a car that needs carpentry repairs! :shock:

 

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I've no photos, but the three worst...

 

- A mk3 Cortina boot floor made from a 'bear left' aluminium road sign. The first I was suspicious was reflective blue bits when you looked up from underneath the car

 

- A mk3 Capri with the driver's footwell area all made from fiberglass

 

- A mk3 Cortina with Arris rail (the 45˚ timber you use for fencing) acting as a offside inner sill

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Come on folks, we' ve all seen them, I'll wager some of the older folks on here even carried them out back in the day!

Post up pics of the worst horrors you've seen. I'll open with this shot I came across on the internet today!

I've heard of classic cars needing restoration of wood trim, but never a car that needs carpentry repairs! :shock:

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Did he take the necessary precaution and use stress graded timber???
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Come on folks, we' ve all seen them, I'll wager some of the older folks on here even carried them out back in the day!

Post up pics of the worst horrors you've seen. I'll open with this shot I came across on the internet today!

I've heard of classic cars needing restoration of wood trim, but never a car that needs carpentry repairs! :shock:

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Years ago i could have got that through an MOT lol
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Where do I start,

A Mg Midget with an oak block fencing wired to the rear axle as a spring helper due to the rear hanger having punched through the floor.

A Mk1 Escort van with the rusty rear brake pipes cut, rolled over, and hammered flat, the handbrake didn't work and only one front caliper was operational.

Land Rover Defender with front brake pads made of folded over (numerous times) thin alloy sheet.

Austin Westminster with concrete sills.

Land Rover with an alloy sheet rear cross member pop riveted over the massively corroded original.

Numerous glass fibre and tin can floor pans

The list is nearly endless.

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Where do I start,

A Mg Midget with an oak block fencing wired to the rear axle as a spring helper due to the rear hanger having punched through the floor.

A Mk1 Escort van with the rusty rear brake pipes cut, rolled over, and hammered flat, the handbrake didn't work and only one front caliper was operational.

Land Rover Defender with front brake pads made of folded over (numerous times) thin alloy sheet.

Austin Westminster with concrete sills.

Land Rover with an alloy sheet rear cross member pop riveted over the massively corroded original.

Numerous glass fibre and tin can floor pans

The list is nearly endless.

Sounds just like secondhand car sales of the 60s.....lol
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someone came round mine one day wanting some m10 fine bolts to hold a new  brake caliper on a honda car not bike we had a look and no chance so then he says well can i have a couple of smaller bolts and nuts to put right through it picking up a couple of 6mm i told him not to b e a moron! and he would kill someone  same person re wired some heater plugs on a diesel talbot van using speaker wire!!!!!!!! when i called him an idiot he said they are only heater plugs and dont need much power i told him they need more than an alternator produces!!! this person is an mot tester and so called mechanic!!!!!

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Austin Westminster with concrete sills.

 

 

My mechanic was telling me of something very similar just last week. Why would you even think that might be a good idea? 

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Not really in the spirit but honestly the timber link ain't that bad! Look at the science - wood is very good in tension and compression forces and compared to the original bit of steel would perform better in stiffness. There is a good amount of material around the mounting bolts so reducing pull out and like said if treated it could have a reasonable life, better to use a hardwood though ...................... aaaaaaannnd I still wouldn't do it!  :ugh:

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