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Australia's response to Communist Dictators

A matelot and a squaddie are in the bathroom taking a slash. The squaddie washes his hands and says smugly, "In the Army they teach us to wash our hands after taking a slash" The matelot looks at him and replies wryly, "In the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"

They’ve just discovered the first transgender Whale in Norway. Maybe Dick.

If you need a home for the firewood, I'm your man.

The tree unfortunately had ash die back and was cut down last year, I presume that this was the reaction when it found out! Yes, Jesus on toast and the Turin Shroud that the geezer was wrapped in, I don’t want to become famous, just want to flog it for a couple of million to a rich arty type, that’s all 😁

People make a fortune from Jesus on toast so why not! Was the tree brutally cut down or something? 🤔

Whilst cutting up some logs yesterday, I discovered this from an ash tree: A striking resemblance to the painting ‘the scream’ by Edvard Munch don’t you think!

Agree with both of the above. Mk2s are definitely old skool by now, and they've got a decent following too. Plenty of people prefer the Mk2 XR2 over the Mk1 because it's a bit easier to live with day to day. I'd say a general Fiesta thread is the safest way to start, and it'd show the admins whether there's enough interest for a proper section. If it takes off, a dedicated menu makes sense. If not, you've lost nothing. Might be worth posting one yourself, guido, since you raised it.

Bit of both!

Thank you James, I've just spilt my coffee over my desk. I read the above as a country man, you meant you were slurring your words, Google slurry, I thought you meant you were talking shite!😂

As a former penal colony that you yourselves founded I must say stripes never go out of fashion!

I've met the owner a few times and he is a .... let's say an interesting cookie. Let's hope he gets the reserve, there is hope for us all. Interestingly there is some debate about the number 3 and other shells. The chap is very unpleasant when you mention that. 🤔

Get bidding! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/168850556914?_skw=mexico+estate&itmmeta=01M70Z6XE1FGRPZ5QBY7744JBP&hash=item27504707f2:g:QJsAAeSwHD5q8e1j&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA0CHNgUiiE%2FjQhlDTaMiAde%2FepCrXEQ6U3j0QTx6o5lAt7tKbKgQk5HSugn1gv6CUlPsxg6x%2BL0Z6JCIxmgyJBVNnQM51mOc2cJ897nDvRSXgeL%2BNFGaR8csWIesbb5p9IcHWNekX%2Bx366xvvBTcel6Rz7ktcVODjXvyDd2yNQcgWXAuMFAaCEhkFeCiBJHbhMJcb2tBKKmlEkBOyWc1GRJlp53aUWTKeUgVe%2FS7PHI%2FIgbnEJhhVazaE6HALn4tvwvIATuOzpvU0z7NQrAnOUzA%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR47Xm5-4aA

Currently seeing a speech therapist since my stroke and I was told there were three types of Australian speech. The exaggerated drawl (Bogun) Average street speech and acedemic etiquette speech. (Posh) Guess what I am LOL , In future you may address me as sir! Actually when I was first in hospital with a slurry voice the nurse asked me if I was Irish?

Since when has that stopped you James? You'll have your membership of The Ancient Order of Bogans revoked if your not careful!🤭

I was going to do a orange Trump joke loving green escorts but it was in poor taste LOL

Eat that Musk!

James, thet's Le Mans Green(ish) with a Modena Green stripe, Stripes are Sooo last year Daarhhling!

Love a green scort!

Modena Green sits quietly at the back, and smiles a knowing smile.🤫

Orange of course! lol

Ahem. No.

If anybody needs one of those Ausie fuel filler blanking caps I got an original one in good condition. I think its made of cast ally.