Im a Copper, Gavver, Old Bill, Pig.......
And yes I have heard all the other names before, I work on Traffic and before you all moan at me, today I had to deal with a near fatal RTC, do CPR, get the bloke breathing again, pull him away from the edge of a very tall bridge, then go and tell family their son is nearly dead and its all his own fault, So don't tell me all I do is eat donuts and pick off speeders